All the stupid posts seem to have dried up, and that makes me just a little bit sad. Who am I supposed to make fun of now? How will I get to practice my witty comments, wisecracks, and insults?
I guess I will have to wait until a few months before Coachella '08 for all the newbies, monkeys and dumb-asses to migrate back to this board.
In the meantime, maybe some of you can humor me by throwing me a bone. Say something stupid. Make a ridiculous argument. Start an Internet fight. I'll be forever grateful.