That's right, Pukkelpop, Belgium's answer to ... well, nothing because it's such a totally intense rager the US does not have anything legal that can be compared to it.
"Hey, how do you know so much about a festival in Belgium, MJA?"
I'll tell you why, bitch! Because last year, after I was blown away by Daft Punk at Coachella, I took the initiative to seek out more Daft Punk appearances and flew all the way to Belgium to see them, Radiohead, and the sickest rave tent setup known to man. That's right, at Pukkelpop there are TWO HUGE RAVE TENTS with a THIRD OUTDOOR RAGE AREA that separates them! 10000000% SICK.
You can check out the lineup at http://www.pukkelpop.be but let me go ahead and give you some tender morsels:
TOOL - NINE INCH NAILS - BASEMENT JAXX - GROOVE ARMADA - SOULWAX NITE VERSIONS AND 2MANYDJS - TIGA - LCD SOUNDSYSTEM - CASSIUS - EROL ALKAN - TRENTMOLLER - JUSTICE - DIGITALISM - MSTRKRFT - ZOMBIE NATION - SEBASTIAN - BOOKA SHADE - MATT & KIM - ARCADE FIRE - IGGY & THE STOOGES
Yeah. That's right, it's just as sick as I promised.
Did I mention beers there cost like 2 dollars? Oh, because THEY DO.
15 year olds in that country rage 10000% harder than any dildo shouting "WOOOOOO! RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE!!" in the parking lot EVER could.