Pff. This is nowhere near the level of a Kenado. Kenados entail mass overturning of current conversations by bumping long-dead threads from pages 25 and beyond. This thread was on the first page and no one was talking in here anyway.
Yeah, my post count is tiny. It would seem that I'm loath to post when I have not very much to say, especially in the lounge where everyone else is doing that anyway. My nothing-productive-to-add-to-anything comments get overridden by their nothing-productive-to-add-to-anything comments, and then the whole board is flooded with a bunch of rambling. And nobody wants that.
I have no great weekend rumors or gossip to start to keep this highly underrated threat alive. I am going to see "La Vie En Rose" later today and then am going to pick up enough wine to have myself exceedingly intoxicated by the time the clock strikes midnight.
But as for this thread, feebly clinging to life, I can only wish it the best and say I'll try my damnedest to fabricate a rumor worthy enough to snatch it back from Death's doorway.
"Inspector: Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.
Mr Hilton: Yes.
I: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?
H: Yes, a little one.
I: What sort of frog?
H: A...a dead frog.
I: Is it cooked?
I: What, a RAW frog?!?
H: Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
I: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
H: What else?
I: Well, don't you even take the bones out?
H: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"
Oh and I thought of one thing we CAN do in here, as suggested by the forum name. We can gossip. Not that I'm that good at being a gossip. I'm rather too understanding when it comes to pointing out the faults of others. Not that I'm not good at it. Just ask Steve.
I heard a rumour Daft Punk will be giving handjobs behind the Saharah in 2009!
Bowie is retiring. His hands hurt.
Originally Posted by bmack86
And it's been long established that Chris hates fun.
Originally Posted by Hatinisbad
I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.