GREAT WEEKEND.

[sithlord]

thanks goldenvoice. couldn't have been cooler.

[thefunkylama]

I bet I could take over this forum all by myself. Maybe.

[miscorrections]

if you provide me with pies i'll vote for you and support your regime.

[thefunkylama]

Hey. Whatchoo doin in here.

[thefunkylama]

In other news, I've been discovered! Flee!!

[sonofhal]

What is the Lama equivalent of a Kenado?

[thefunkylama]

Pff. This is nowhere near the level of a Kenado. Kenados entail mass overturning of current conversations by bumping long-dead threads from pages 25 and beyond. This thread was on the first page and no one was talking in here anyway.


So I guess you could call it a tsulama.

[miscorrections]

actually that was the first word that came to my mind, but i didn't think your few bumps counted.

[sonofhal]

Tsulama - I like it.

Also, I love the fact that he had a great weekend is posted in the rumours section.

[thefunkylama]

The "fact" that he had a good time is really only hearsay. All we have is his word to go by. He could be making it up just to get folks excited. Asshole.

[sonofhal]

thanks goldenvoice. couldn't have been cooler.

I remember it being rather hot, myself. These rumours are so unreliable.

[thefunkylama]

See? He's just come here to fool the first-timers.

[thefunkylama]

also i just realized you and I are about neck and neck for post count. Only I have 2 months on you. Which hasn't done much for me.

[menikmati]

you have a much lower post count than I thought you did

[thefunkylama]

Yeah, my post count is tiny. It would seem that I'm loath to post when I have not very much to say, especially in the lounge where everyone else is doing that anyway. My nothing-productive-to-add-to-anything comments get overridden by their nothing-productive-to-add-to-anything comments, and then the whole board is flooded with a bunch of rambling. And nobody wants that.

So please, think of the children.

[amyzzz]

Whoa.

[thefunkylama]

Well that was really uncalled for.

[amyzzz]

shnap.

[thefunkylama]

My whole thread died.

[thefunkylama]

Nooothread! Come baaaaaack! Come away from the light!!

[CuervoPH]

I have no great weekend rumors or gossip to start to keep this highly underrated threat alive. I am going to see "La Vie En Rose" later today and then am going to pick up enough wine to have myself exceedingly intoxicated by the time the clock strikes midnight.

But as for this thread, feebly clinging to life, I can only wish it the best and say I'll try my damnedest to fabricate a rumor worthy enough to snatch it back from Death's doorway.

[thefunkylama]

Well, see, I'm not necessarily trying to create rumors. Or contribute to the forum. It's mostly a narcissistic need to keep this thread afloat.


Ni!

[CuervoPH]

"Inspector: Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.
Mr Hilton: Yes.
I: Am I right in thinking there's a real frog in 'ere?
H: Yes, a little one.
I: What sort of frog?
H: A...a dead frog.
I: Is it cooked?
H: No.
I: What, a RAW frog?!?
H: Oh, we use only the finest baby frogs, dew-picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in the finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and sealed in a succulent, Swiss, quintuple-smooth, treble-milk chocolate envelope, and lovingly frosted with glucose.
I: That's as may be, but it's still a frog!
H: What else?
I: Well, don't you even take the bones out?
H: If we took the bones out, it wouldn't be crunchy, would it?"

[thefunkylama]

Hahaha awesome.


Oh and I thought of one thing we CAN do in here, as suggested by the forum name. We can gossip. Not that I'm that good at being a gossip. I'm rather too understanding when it comes to pointing out the faults of others. Not that I'm not good at it. Just ask Steve.

Anyway.

Gossip. Yes. That's what we'll do.

[SheriNOIR]

Don't mention gossip.
Beth Ditto might show...

[rage patton]

I heard a rumour Daft Punk will be giving handjobs behind the Saharah in 2009!
Bowie is retiring. His hands hurt.

[SheriNOIR]

I heard Rage will split this year and reunite '09..

[thefunkylama]

Not that kind of gossip. I mean gossip about people.



For instance, I hear Tessa was gay once.

[menikmati]

I'm not telling what I know

[Alchemy]