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    Default Has anybody seen my husband???

    He's on a bender and I think he's heading to that Coachella place to look at scantily clad Bettys, that is if he doesn't blow our nest egg at the Indian Casino before he gets there.

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    He also thinks he is a professional gambler and computer programmer when in reality he's just a drunk biggot that yells at me all day long and calls me a dingbat. But I still love him for better or worse ya kno...

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    He's in a campground port o potty with gaypalmsprings

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    Oh dear... whats a gaypalmsprings???

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    He's been known to shoot dice in portapotties before. Please send somebody in charge there to break it up???

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    Please before our money is all gone!!! I'll be living in a homeless shelter!!!! Unlesss he's on another one of his famous "heaters"...

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    If it makes you feel any better, I just lost all my beer money to him in the lot 10 portapottys
    Quote Originally Posted by jbergeron View Post
    try taking viagra before the festival. now that's hard.

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    Oh you pour soul. I'm so sorry he's ruined your weekend. FYI... I hope you didnt shoot with his dice because they're heavy (if you know what I mean) Awwchie says beers are too damn expensive there anyway. Maybe do what he does and just drink the half empties people abandon. Just a thought.

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    Last time Awwchie came back from that place he had a fist full of cash from poor folks like you and a hell of a rash in his nether regions. I hope to the dear lord that he doesn't return in that state again.

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    http://www.tv.com/shows/all-in-the-f...gambler-38173/

    "Glow worm in the 5th!" (slap!)

    Now, would yuz get me a beeyuh
    I have been to concerts. I will go to concerts in the future.

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    Oh dear... other than casino games his favorite game is "Slapping the bag." He says it was the hightlight of his Coachella weekend last year. We tried at home but he said it just wasn't the same.

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    He might be wearing his Donald Trump hat so please nobody beat him up. He's already probably taken a hell of a beating at the tables and everybody already knows what a biggot he is so the hat should come as no surprise.

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    I will knit a beautiful Coahella beer koozie for the person(s) with information leading to my Awwchie's whereabouts.

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    I've decided to increase the bounty to 6 custom knitted Coachella koozies for info leading to Awwchie's whereabouts.

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    I wrapped a plastic bag around his head and left him in the bathroom. Now you can stop looking and we don't have to hear you say oh dear any more.

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    Somebody go set up a trap for Mr. Bunker next to one of them Bettys.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jbergeron View Post
    I wrapped a plastic bag around his head and left him in the bathroom. Now you can stop looking and we don't have to hear you say oh dear any more.
    Somebody's underoos are in a bunch this morning.

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    Thats exactly how you'll catch him, good work meyouseek. These koozies will keep your beverages nice and kozy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by joderon View Post
    He's in a campground port o potty with gaypalmsprings
    It wasn't me. Not until tomorrow, anyways.
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    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

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    I have been to concerts. I will go to concerts in the future.

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    Thats my Awwchie's favorite beeyuh!!! Again any cans of these seen on the lush green weekend 1 grass are his! P.M. me his location immediately and these warm fuzzy hand knitted Coachella beer koozies are yours for the taking!!! I can't catch a flight out there until weekend 2 so if anybody can watch over my Awwchie for me until I get there I will by you all lemonades while we watch those fine Underworld fellows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    It wasn't me. Not until tomorrow, anyways.
    Please don't let him take your money with his loaded dice and please don't let anybody slip him a mickey. Last tiime that happened he woke up legally married to a donkey and I was not amused. Back to my harvey wallbanger and some more of this fantastic Underworld music.

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    I saw your husband in the webcast grinding some Bettys during Calvin Harris. His pupils were heavily dilated.

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    That's quite all right I'll be getting loosey goosey during Lush this weekend he can find me if he wants! Otherwise I'll be dancing with the honey in the pink cowboy hat! You heaar me Awwcie!!!

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    Serves him right! See what happens when you stare at those harlots all day long!!! Ya eyes become pinholes ya meathead!

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    But I still love my Awwchie no matter what. Even after that rant he went on about how he could program a better website for Front Gate to sell their Coachella tickets.

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    I just saw this thread.

    Should I be flattered that, despite my only occasional presence here, someone has made a gimmick account based upon my own gimmick?

    Yes, I think I should be.
    This space for rent.

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    Could be her way of saying she likes you. A modern day mating call. Meet up to see where it takes you.

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    To all those that were affected by my Awwchie's antics and misbehavior the last two weekends I deeply apologize. I had to bail him out of Indio county for pick pocketing antacid from unsuspecting concert goers on the polo fields. If he drank the remainder of your beer because you sat it down beside yourself then that's on you. Be vigilant folks he has absolutely no control over his actions. Please don't encourage him or let him drink out of your beer bong. There may be dire consequences. You've all been warned.

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    ohhh
    I miss talking to TomAz.

    We all do. I live in the same city as him (unless he relocated) and rumor has it that at 3:15am if you listen closely and its really really quiet you can hear him telling you to go fuck yourself.

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