We're in the midst of a Kenado

[bballarl]

Everyone duck and cover. Things will settle down again soon.

EDIT: It should say "a Kenado". Implying that Ken is in the midst of one of his bump-fests, which is like a tornado.

And I don't think ducking and covering in a tornado is effective. Or is it? I've never been in one. I just know that you duck and cover in earthquakes. Which is what we have here.

EDIT: there, fixed for you, andrew

[bballarl]

Hold tight folks.

[Alchemy]

A student's desk can protect you from an atomic blast as long as it is over your head.

[mountmccabe]

I thought during earthquakes you were supposed to hide under a tree. Maybe that's a lightning storm.

[Hannahrain]

No, in a lightning storm you're supposed to climb an oil derrick. For an earthquake you are supposed to throw yourself out the nearest picture window.

[Alchemy]

I thought during earthquakes you were supposed to hide under a tree. Maybe that's a lightning storm.

Yeah, it's a lightning storm. Actually, metal poles (or metal trees) are even better because I think the metal deflects the lightning bolts or something.

You know, kind of how the metal on the Tesla Coil stops the bolts from hurting us?

[bballarl]

It'll be okay guys. Just sit tight.

[vinylmartyr]

The Ken Seal approves.

[Alchemy]

Oh no! I forgot the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival Message Board family dog outside in the line-up thread...

It must be too late. The Kenado has taken it.

[kreutz2112]

"Don't forget you started this shitstorm. Limpy"

[bballarl]

It has passed.

[Alchemy]

Today. I flew over. The. Grand damage. That struck the internets town of. Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival... Message Board... Laura and I are praying for the members. We want them to know that they are in our hearts. We are trying to do what we can to. Fix any damage that the Kenado has caused. We realize that the Kenado has become a hotspot for al-Qaida. We are sending in more troops to put a stop. To this awful storm of terror.

[kreutz2112]

DUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!

[full on idle]

Oh no! I forgot the Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival Message Board family dog outside in the line-up thread...

It must be too late. The Kenado has taken it.

NOT SPARKY!!

[kreutz2112]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ggggeeeeeettttttttttt dddddddooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[TomAz]

auntie em! auntie em! it's a twister it's a twister!

[bballarl]

I know it can't be helped, but I'm really losing patience. It's obnoxious to come in every few hours and not know where anything worthwhile is.

[bmack86]

It's returned once again. This is a bad season for Kenados. This one is a level 5.

[ewiggy]

this thread warms my soul. it's so comforting to find others that feel the same way i do.

if i am about to ewig out over a kenado, i'll do it here.

[hangthedj112]

Is this anything like Xanadu?

[miscorrections]

i can only imagine, what with the three day weekend, that this one will last a little longer than we'd all like.

[ewiggy]

i can't believe i lived so close to that for so long and never went to see it.

[miscorrections]

what is that? and what is it made of? it looks like it's been frosted.

[Hannahrain]

That's the Michelin Man's primary residence. Didn't you see that episode of "Cribs"?

[ewiggy]

it's Xanadu, Home of the Future.

[caco0283]

KEN FUCKING STOP.....ITS FUNNY WHEN YOU DO IT ONCE A MONTH BUT 2 TIMES IN A FUCKING DAY....CHILL THE FUCK OUT....FUCK!!!!!!!!!

[miscorrections]

xanadu > kenado

[noisemachine]

The real Xanadu...

[TomAz]

[Wheres the beef?]

No, in a lightning storm you're supposed to climb an oil derrick. For an earthquake you are supposed to throw yourself out the nearest picture window.

Is that like a picture of a window so that when you go to dive out it you just hit the wall instead?