Everyone duck and cover. Things will settle down again soon.
EDIT: It should say "a Kenado". Implying that Ken is in the midst of one of his bump-fests, which is like a tornado.
And I don't think ducking and covering in a tornado is effective. Or is it? I've never been in one. I just know that you duck and cover in earthquakes. Which is what we have here.
EDIT: there, fixed for you, andrew