Last edited by corwin; 06-01-2014 at 03:09 PM.
You're an idiot
I actually did read.
And you're still a fucking idiot. Through and through. Good god...
Shit. It's gone and probably sold by now. I'm glad you had fun once you got inside and hopefully your luck proves better next time.
Dude, you know that they are going to search you at any given point. You really should've thought this through more. Consider it a hard lesson to learn and move on, cause you ain't getting your shit back.
Humiliation for the privileged.
Wait, so are you angry because you were trying to bring something that is not permitted (and yes, reading an FAQ before attending something is recommended) that thing was confiscated and now you can't get it back? Sounds like you could have saved all these problems by just, you know, preparing beforehand and not trying to sneak shit in.
Or you know using your head like the tens of thousands of other attendees that sneak things in.
First rule on that FAQ might be "Don't have a fucking pipe in your glove-box( aka the first place they check), you fucking moron."
If the most humiliating experience of your life, or, the most humiliating experience you feel like sharing in an elaborate woe is me style tale on a message board, is getting your car strip searched because you had a pipe in your fucking glove compartment and subsequently got a generator confiscated, I feel like your life is alright and maybe just shut the fuck up.
Last edited by guedita; 06-01-2014 at 02:31 PM.
But he is a "young filmmaker with not too much to live on", yet attended Coachella.
10/20 Blur, Courtney Barnett @ HB
10/30 Tobias Jesso Jr. @ Fonda Theatre
10/31 FIDLAR @ The Regent
11/10 The Orwells @ Teragram Ballroom
11/11 Kendrick Lamar @ The Wiltern
11/14 TV on the Radio @ Theatre Ace Hotel
11/19 Alvvays @ Echoplex
11/29 Foals @ The Wiltern
12/8 Kiasmos @ Echoplex
12/12 Beach House @ Fonda Theatre
12/16 Jennylee @ Echo
Though I also suggest starting a kickstarter account and posting this to reddit.
And I'm sure there's a few film festivals out there that would welcome a sad sack psuedo existential piece about the humiliation of getting a car thoroughly searched at a major festival.
I have your generator.
Idiot. You deserve everything that happened to you.
AND"Feel free to bring your own food and beverages into onsite camping. Refer to FAQ’s below as to what is allowed."
If you actually refer to the FAQs below, and scroll down a little, on the same page, under "Camping FAQs":"Confiscated items are considered forfeited upon entry. There is NO guarantee of return regardless of what any random guard tells you."
Dumbass."Are generators allowed into the onsite camping?
Why ______________________ ?
2015 Coachella FF Team = OBJYNOriginally Posted by Coachella FAQ;
lol edited the post...Should have never given anything up. turned around and came back in through a dif line.
Seriously Corwin, I am Shrek and I have your generator.
Haha, Shrek is the man. Was heading out for a show that had no guest/comp list so my friend said to find Shrek to get me in. Asked what he looked like, he said just like his name. It's true, haha. Picked him right out.
Last edited by JustSteve; 06-01-2014 at 06:51 PM.