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    Can you sneak it in to the festival!?

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    these http://www.ebay.com/itm/New-Flexible...item338e63e1e1 in the side pocket of backpack

    through security line 30+ times never been caught
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    Anything is possible.
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    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
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    can you stop ur making of useless threads?

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    Just cut out the middle man and sneak it in your belly.

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    Back in '89, I'm at the Miami Hilton bar for a ladies shoe convention, and Bill Brasky comes crashing into the front lobby in his Cadillac, glass flying everywhere, and he gets out of his Caddy, bleeding all over his forhead and says "I'm here you old shoe dogs, where the hell are the totties!"

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    Just STRAP if I had started this thread.
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    I had a beer in my draw string bag and a chugged it in the campground before going threw security.

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    How far did you throw them?
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    so I assume you've never been cunt punched at a festival? Well lucky you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fffrancisco View Post
    I had a beer in my draw string bag and a chugged it in the campground before going threw security.
    we pride ourselves for heavy drinking in the campground, but this year we were boozin and throwin the football in the field/walkway and 2 guys got off at the shuttle stop carrying nothing but 2 bags of franzia each and the mission to empty them by the end of their walk to security line, we gathered a rowdy crowd and got them a nice start, but props to those guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by EliteZags View Post
    2 guys got off at the shuttle stop carrying nothing but 2 bags of franzia each
    They took the shuttle to get two bags of franzia?

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    Because nothing says party like a box of wine...
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    P.S.--Time to pull their man cards.
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    saying things like 'man card' makes me think that you are an idiot
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    Listen to Ron if you don't want to listen to me. Or will you call his experience into question as well? He's probably one of the most (if not THE most) respected members of this board.

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    Coming from you that's a compliment.
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    one time i had a 500ml of jameson in my back pocket and walked right thru security. they did check my bag tho. YMMV
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    I have a GREAT question, what if I register my wristband as my fake i.d information???? (its not a fake i.d but its my friends) but what if I make my wristband match my "i.d." im 20 but obviously... someone please answer! ps. I look just like my friends pretty damn close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brianna21 View Post
    I have a GREAT question, what if I register my wristband as my fake i.d information???? (its not a fake i.d but its my friends) but what if I make my wristband match my "i.d." im 20 but obviously I wanna get drinks while im there too
    Go fuck yourself.
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    To you guys I say Wat?????????? Off to ?????? ....... cr****
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    It's hard to argue with that.

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    If you have to ask how then you are a burn. If don't know how to sneak it in then you don't deserve it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by brianna21 View Post
    I have a GREAT question, what if I register my wristband as my fake i.d information???? (its not a fake i.d but its my friends) but what if I make my wristband match my "i.d." im 20 but obviously... someone please answer! ps. I look just like my friends pretty damn close.
    Just stay home.
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    What asshole brings an iPad to a hippie fire circle?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brianna21 View Post
    I have a GREAT question, what if I register my wristband as my fake i.d information???? (its not a fake i.d but its my friends) but what if I make my wristband match my "i.d." im 20 but obviously... someone please answer! ps. I look just like my friends pretty damn close.
    Why do you keep posting this in multiple threads?

    Are you hoping for a different / better answer from: "Stop Asking this!"

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    Best thing to do is right here! Worked for me every time! Bring a Gatorade bottle or water bottle fill it up to the very very top with vodka or whatever clear liquor, when you go to security when entering the festival even before you talk to them put your hands in the air and turn around do a circle and they don't even check your bottle or what's in your hands! Best advice I could give!

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    My suggestion be this: if you're not capable of using your imagination to hide/sneak alcohol in or out, you're definitely not capable of getting away with it.

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    Zip lock sandwich bags is the easiest way to sneak in alcohol. Get everyone in your group to fill a bag with vodka or whatever and seal it closed. Stuff it down your pants before you meet security. Just hope they don't squeeze you so hard that they burst the bags. Ha.

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    i had a pair of binoculars that were actually a flask but i got drunk at a party and lost them
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    My friend used to sneak a flask in her hand bag every time we went in. Security is pretty lax. Best option is to just be camped close so you can go in and out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davidwalsh2010 View Post
    Zip lock sandwich bags is the easiest way to sneak in alcohol. Get everyone in your group to fill a bag with vodka or whatever and seal it closed. Stuff it down your pants before you meet security. Just hope they don't squeeze you so hard that they burst the bags. Ha.
    Or you can just get some Rum Runner flasks, which are essentially the same thing... only they're reusable, made of polyester, dishwasher safe, and won't explode when you chafe against them.
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    Those binoculars are well known to security. Also, sunscreen bottles 'o booze will likely get grabbed.

    Get your buddies to attach a bottle to a drone and drop it on you. What could go wrong?
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    security SOMETIMES is pretty lazy one year i actually walked in with them not even scanning my pass to enter the festival i was like hey wait a minute lol
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    I saw some fucking kid last year try and walk in with a sunscreen bottle. Security took it and emptied the entire bottle right in front on him. No, it wasn't sunscreen. Yes, it was fucking hilarious.

    EDIT: Who the fuck cleans out a sunscreen bottle and puts booze in there? It'd taste shittier than warm liquor already does.
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