In case you read this, although I doubt you will, scum of the earth don't usually have time for these things as they are too busy being absolute c**ts to others, I just wanted you to know that you didn't ruin our festival. Yes, I was stupid to leave my bag for a split second, but that does not mean it was yours to go rifling through and to steal what didn't belong to you.
You might have spoilt our day 2 for an hour or so, but thankfully, my friends (who's money it also belonged to) and I are made of stronger stuff and we picked ourselves up and made sure we still had a bloody good time.
Karma will get you, whether it be today, tomorrow or next year and when it does I hope it gets you back twice as hard, you thoroughly deserve it.
Lastly, to the tremendously kind Irish guy who saw me in floods of tears and proceeded to give us $50 for water and a few beers, you'll never know how much of a difference you made to our day. You were our hero and restored our faith in people.