Lana Del Rey fans teach a course in being a terrible crowd

[craigoneil]

No i got it, you were seeking to show my general lack of cut down skill by retorting with an equally bad cut down.
You were being bad on purpose to make a point. See, my 4th grade education did me good.

Seriously, I hear the pubes are the last thing to go, do you dye them? Or just let it spread?

[Wolfbeckett]

In all fairness, I didn't start this. I was simply stating my own thoughts, was attacked for them being out of step with the masses and then it degraded into insults.
However I be damned if I am going to recoil after taking some lumps from some "big on the internet" mouth pieces with grey pubic hair.

No, the problem isn't that you had an opinion that was out of step with the masses, the problem was that you phrased that opinion as if it were some kind of objective fact, saying that her set was bad for technical reasons instead of saying that her set was bad because you personally didn't like it.

[Sheldorrr]

No i got it, you were seeking to show my general lack of cut down skill by retorting with an equally bad cut down.
You were being bad on purpose to make a point. See, my 4th grade education did me good.

Seriously, I hear the pubes are the last thing to go, do you dye them? Or just let it spread?

That's actually not what I was doing. I was trying to show you that I have no desire to make fun of those things about you, as I'm almost positive no one else on this board does. I'm 24 soooooooo when I find a grey pube I actually get excited..........As for Tom, his pubes are orange from all the cheeto dust.

[TomAz]

Seriously, I hear the pubes are the last thing to go, do you dye them? Or just let it spread?

why are you so fixated on my genitalia?

[Sheldorrr]

why are you so fixated on my genitalia?

Also, (and I'm sure I'm going to get a 'stop trying so hard' comment) but what has this poor kid internalized that makes pubes turning grey so relevant to him? Like I'm imagining this situation where his parents were held up at gun point and the aggressor said, "LET ME SEE YOUR PUBES! OH SHIT YOU'VE GOT SOME GREY ONES" *pow*. PUBES AREN'T EVERYTHING BRO!

[captncrzy]

I love that a guy that looks like a mentally impaired Nate Torrence came in and insulted someone else's looks.

[Sheldorrr]

I love that a guy that looks like a mentally impaired Nate Torrence came in and insulted someone else's looks.

hahahaha I never knew that guy's name until now.

[captncrzy]

Oh, and to save you the 36 year old 3rd grader the trouble...yes, I look like Rosie O'Donnell. I make extra money on the side impersonating her at parties.

[craigoneil]

No, the problem isn't that you had an opinion that was out of step with the masses, the problem was that you phrased that opinion as if it were some kind of objective fact, saying that her set was bad for technical reasons instead of saying that her set was bad because you personally didn't like it.

It was an opinion based on what i saw. Which I shared the recording of. I did not say it wasnt enjoyable for people, I stated that I dont technically think it was worthy of high praise. Using Tennis Court as a specific example I think she let the back up track carry the song and it showed that she was an act more than an artists, solely through that lens. If you would prefer that I say, meh, didnt like it, im not sure what value that offers to the discussion. Not sure how you can take the lyrics behind a song like Royal's that talks about how pure you are vs the presented status quo and then use a backing track to carry your song. Its my opinion, based on that specific information and thats it.

[craigoneil]

That's actually not what I was doing. I was trying to show you that I have no desire to make fun of those things about you, as I'm almost positive no one else on this board does. I'm 24 soooooooo when I find a grey pube I actually get excited..........As for Tom, his pubes are orange from all the cheeto dust.

I actually wasnt responding to you.

[craigoneil]

why are you so fixated on my genitalia?

I heard good things. Im clearly envious

[craigoneil]

I love that a guy that looks like a mentally impaired Nate Torrence came in and insulted someone else's looks.

That is actually really funny, thanks, I think I found my Halloween Costume. I owe you one.

[craigoneil]

Oh, and to save you the 36 year old 3rd grader the trouble...yes, I look like Rosie O'Donnell. I make extra money on the side impersonating her at parties.

That is pretty awesome. Do you charge by the hour or per visit?

[GuyInTucson]

I kinda look like Corky from Life Goes On.

[craigoneil]

True Story - Corkey was almost my name. Dodged a bullet on that one.

P.S. Luvve Yeeeww Bekkka

[Sheldorrr]

I kinda look like Corky from Life Goes On.

Chris Burke is a talented handsome devil.

[PassiveTheory]

So am I mistaken that this is NOT where we take our gripes concerning the Lana Del Rey crowd and air them publicly? I'm really confused.

[kroqken]

It's funny how people say Lorde and Lana Del Rey attract the same audience. I didn't watch Lana Del Rey, but I watched Lorde's entire set and the crowd for her was great. Packed, but great. However, anyone who I have heard talk about Lana Del Rey's crowd has nothing but negative things to say.

Lorde talked shit about Lana Del Rey's lyrics are not positive for young fans. Del Rey ignored it.

[kroqken]

Lordie is terrible. But, OMFG - I love Lana!

I have no problem with Lana herself, just her idiot fans.

[kroqken]

I think the LDR fans should get in a fight with the LDS followers (Latter Day Saints).

[BROKENDOLL]

Mr. Fuzz once again displaying the fact that he is one of the worst posters on the board.

This craig guy sounds like a total asshole.

who gives a shit?

No, no. What is trying to be relayed is that everyone here hates you. You're missing the point.

How are you any different? Other than being dumb as all fuck. I mean, jesus, really? There is such a thing as bad taste and you're proof.

I mean you post a list of rules that every artist must follow or you don't like them, and then you call someone else small-minded? How fucking stupid is that? Real fucking stupid. Go fuck yourself.

Don't you guys have a treehouse or a fort you can go play in instead of polluting every thread with your self-righteous bullshit? We get it...you think you're smarter and have better taste than everyone else. Right now, you're no different than those fans that this thread was about.
For the record, GuyInTucson only has about 4 more people to accuse of being the worst and his name will be next up on his list.

[Drewski27]

Don't you guys have a treehouse or a fort you can go play in instead of polluting every thread with your self-righteous bullshit? We get it...you think you're smarter and have better taste than everyone else. Right now, you're no different than those fans that this thread was about.
For the record, GuyInTucson only has about 4 more people to accuse of being the worst and his name will be next up on his list.

Hey guys, Lets all hear what Bev has to say, because you know, it's of substance or something...

just kidding.

Shut the fuck up, Bev.

[GuyInTucson]

Don't you guys have a treehouse or a fort you can go play in instead of polluting every thread with your self-righteous bullshit? We get it...you think you're smarter and have better taste than everyone else. Right now, you're no different than those fans that this thread was about.
For the record, GuyInTucson only has about 4 more people to accuse of being the worst and his name will be next up on his list.

Shut the fuck up, you washed up lot lizard.

[santasutt]

Summary of this thread:

Lana Del Rey's fans = Dyed Grey Pubes

[stellarpoet22]

Summary of this thread:

Lana Del Rey's fans = Dyed Grey Pubes

End thread

[captncrzy]

I kinda look like Corky from Life Goes On.

Shit. THATS who you look like. Been bugging me for years.

[stinkbutt]

This is the set I most regret missing. I don't get why some of y'all hate her so much. Her music is like drinking scotch and smoking a cigar after banging some old lady in her Palm Springs mansion while listening to Bing Crosby. Shit is sexy. She does have a crazy cult fan base, but so does The Knife.

[betao]

Lana Del Ray and Rage Against the Machine both need to play next year.... back to back.

I think that'd be fun for everyone involved.

[stinkbutt]

Lana>Aoki>Mumford

Best crowds ever

[Drewski27]

That might the most fun anyone could ever have at Coachella.