I'm a young man every year I see a fun dj act and end up dancing by myself just looking for tips on how you smooth moving gentleman convince pretty girls to let you grind on them I've tried flirting and being friendly it just never works so what do you just dance next to them and gradually bump into her little by little until the grind happens naturally or what? My neighbor Todd said he likes to find girls that are on drugs and lures them towards him with a laser pointer he says they go crazy for lasers and shit when they are doing drugs but this will not work for my laser pointer was confiscated at youth group last week also I am a drug free individual and would like the object of my penetration to be drug free as well I've been in a rather dry spell for longer than I can admit but yeah if anybody wants to barter I'm bringing one dozen eggplant I'm bringing homemade vitamins and plenty more to spare if any hungry young ladies that like to dance would be interested in making a new friend this weekend. I'm a tender man.