How to get a girl to let you grind on her

[quicksand]

I'm a young man every year I see a fun dj act and end up dancing by myself just looking for tips on how you smooth moving gentleman convince pretty girls to let you grind on them I've tried flirting and being friendly it just never works so what do you just dance next to them and gradually bump into her little by little until the grind happens naturally or what? My neighbor Todd said he likes to find girls that are on drugs and lures them towards him with a laser pointer he says they go crazy for lasers and shit when they are doing drugs but this will not work for my laser pointer was confiscated at youth group last week also I am a drug free individual and would like the object of my penetration to be drug free as well I've been in a rather dry spell for longer than I can admit but yeah if anybody wants to barter I'm bringing one dozen eggplant I'm bringing homemade vitamins and plenty more to spare if any hungry young ladies that like to dance would be interested in making a new friend this weekend. I'm a tender man.

[Wolfbeckett]

Start buy learning how to actually craft sentences. Ladies love dudes who can properly punctuate.

[TheRotten42]

what you really should be asking is how you can be more like the guy this thread is about. He had no problem with the ladies.

[imademilwaukee]

pray for quicksand

[ELIZA83TH]

T R O L L

[baily]

Rapist on the loose

Thanks for scaring every girl before they walk into the festival

Rules to get a girl to grind on you
1- don't post shit like this ...it freaks out anyone who may have thought of grinding as acceptable. She now is more self aware of creepy mother fuckers like you and now more likely to stop their friend from grinding on anyone
2- be yourself
3- dance and have fun. Women gravitate towards people having fun...like we all do. People who are looking for something to add to their experience i.e. people....look creepy and will never get it...re: dates, girls, sex...
4- girls will go to a guy that is having fun. Any guy going up to a girl and attempting to grind is looking for problems
5- grind on a girl that is very f'd up could take you to bad places....like jail...avoid at all cost no matter what your penis says
6- don't look for it...ever...it'll naturally happen...by her first...always by her first.
7- don't ever start grinding on the girl in front of you...just because she's shaking her ass and within 2 inches of you (and happens to bump into your dick area) DOES NOT MEAN she's interested in you. Coachella area is packed and unintentional rubs are normal. Try to grind on her and you're in for a world of hurt.

[malcolmjamalawesome]

Well, what does your Dad think? Does Honeywell produce any grinding related products?

[JustSteve]

Borrow daddy's gun and point it at a chicks head then tell her to grind like she never has before.

And baily took this way too seriously. Jesus.

[heart cooks brain]

homemade vitamins

drug free

[electrocute]

For once baily is the voice of reason!

[amyzzz]

Does grinding mean fucking or just rubbing up against someone?

[ELIZA83TH]

Does grinding mean fucking or just rubbing up against someone?

Dry humping, pretty much.
Having sex with clothes on?
HIDE YO KIDZZZ.

[baily]

For once baily is the voice of reason!

lol

thank you

[BROKENDOLL]

Does grinding mean fucking or just rubbing up against someone?

It's like fisting... you aren't really fucking someone, but you're not just waving either... lol

[imademilwaukee]

come on ladies, tell us your gettin grinded on stories. what does that hot bulge feel like on the back of your leg..

[EmberVega]

If you're hot and not awkward then you'll have no problem. If you're ugly you shouldn't even be going.

[thagorillaz]

If you're hot and not awkward then you'll have no problem. If you're ugly you shouldn't even be going.

QFT

[Phantasma Del Mar]

I heard women like being called females. Makes them feel real classy.

[bmack86]

Well, what does your Dad think? Does Honeywell produce any grinding related products?

I'm glad someone remembered.

[Tucker]

My neighbor Todd said he likes to find girls that are on drugs and lures them towards him with a laser pointer

My sides have entered orbit.