"Let me tell you a few things about yourself, and this is just having spent about 30 minutes digging into who you are, and where you are - which, by the way, I will continue to do before I submit a full case of research and found facts for private investigation...because this kind of shit makes me horny.
So listen closely, please.
Here are the following facts I can confirm I've associated with you.
That there is some courier in the UK registered to a Gustav Kemler who is going to cash this scam money out. I would suspect this is probably a fake identity of a friend, or your own.
I can also confirm the following associations.
You are using the address of this organization http://www.mckinsey.com/
, as your own. You are most definitely not named Sophia Cavalo, and the photograph in your LinkedIn is actually Roberta Medina. See attached photograph.
Things do, however, get worse for you. Here's why. Not only is the PDF you sent from that empty/shell domain name FAKE, but you fucked up and embedded metadata from your own personal machine onto that file. Good luck figuring out what metadata that is, and how I was able to munge that from the rubbish you sent.
You don't know who you've been fucking with.
In addition to this, I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you're an individual from the UK studying at Victoria University in Toronto, and you're in your late teens or early 20's.
Here's my favorite bit of info, so far: David Eckard.
And if I'm able to know this much about you, I wonder if maybe I might have been misleading you with the information and the messages I sent to you initially?
Think about it.
I'll keep digging, but let me know if you receive the funds, and when you do - please, inform me so that I can instruct you on how to shove them expressly up your own ass.
Thank you for your time and your help.
I really appreciate it! I'm so glad I get to go to Coachella now!!"