The second installment, recorded for posterity and your enjoyment. Please, folks, don't try this at home. Or, anywhere else where we can see you.
[bballarl] brandon's mom is hot just like mims. i screwed her in the sims. she baked me a pie and i c'd in her eye
[hawkingvsreeve] bitch, what the fuck is a sim, you keep wishing and a hoping that your her was a him, i'll spit it up- down- all ways, from men on the street i hear youre a hot dog in a hallway
[bballarl] i haunt brandon like a ghost, im not bragging you see, im just spitting the truth hes a sucker mc. im fly like biz mark, i back my bite with a bark, flow-ting all day just like noah's ark
[hawkingvsreeve] how many species do you got on that ship? aint no matter when youre suckin my tip. for your sake son i hope youll be seein the light, cause you about to get lit up for 40 days and nights
[bballarl] 40 days and 40 nights is how long you go without play. its like your a tape deck and get ejected all day. youre out of style like shoulderpads, your rhymes are like polyester. the only use you are to me is if you are my court jester
[hawkingvsreeve] this aint medieval times, get with the program. you need to be updated just like some old RAM. i'll install it then i'll call it and youll be hurtin to see, you picked the wrong man to mess with, im the illest mc
[bballarl] you're ill just like herpes, you have these outbreaks. i'll c on your t's then right on your face. cause i'm the solution, i'm big like t. rex. you can call me your doctor, heres once daily valtrex
[Hannahrain] this battle is quite good, and maybe even genius, but i can't help but notice, all you talk about is penis.
[bballarl] brandon loves it, maybe i do too. we're sometimes lovers, sometimes friends, always chillin with our crew
[bballarl] yo b you gonna rap or you gonna sit there in silence? im about to unleash some wu-tang style rap violence
[hawkingvsreeve] when do you tell your boyfriend you're about to break out? does it put a frown upon his face and make him pout? you can c on my t man this is fine with me, take one step closer and i'll unleash ewiggy
[bballarl] yo ewiggy is cool, her margot pass cant be beat. keep talking and ill hit you with fortydollarsworthofmeat. like a butcher im rhyming, mcs i do carve. youre my sous chef in rap, i spit mad flow and live large. im a 5 star mc youre a 2 star has-been. and here i go namedropping, hannahrain for the win
[hawkingvsreeve] is meat all thats on your mind? yo im quite familiar with your kind. you just wanna hump and dump, score all the rump, but believe me when i tell im about to bump- you out of the crew. hawk vs reeve, it aint a name its a tude, i'd like to send a shout out- OMG-WTF- wudup my boy BBQ
[bballarl] i'll take brandon apart in both parts of his name. with my hot ass flow ill be dropping some names. hawking just aint all that, quantam physics are lame...i use his voicebox machine and can still spit fly game. disabilities dont phase me, just like christopher reeve. my rhymes are so crushing that you cant hardly breathe. oh yeah and your rhymes, dont think i forgot. theyre whacker than whack, superman you are not
[bballarl] something absolutely incredible, is that what you want? try this on for size, my rap game ill flaunt. hawking is crippled, chris reeve is fertilizer. brandon is possessed by weak rhymes, im the exorcizer.
[hawkingvsreeve] B BALL ARL. What kinda name is that? we cant even say it, its truly whack. perhaps one day youll wake up and see, how much you are wishing that you could be me. i got the fly game, i got the nappy hos, if Shakespeare were here he'd be spittin some prose.
[bballarl] your comprehension is lacking, your rhymes still are weak. you live in poverty and im an arabian sheik. its amazing how my words can build me such a palace. you drink out of paper cups, i drink out of my chalice. my words rich like cheesecake, your knees i did break, and ill be in dubai while you stay in kuwait
[hawkingvsreeve] nows not the time to be compared to an arab, my rhymes are so strong, theyll crush you like a scarab. nobody can hang with your weak ass material, i'll eat you right up like you was some cereal. lucky charms, frosted flakes, honey bunches of oates, come back you got game, maybe start by takin some notes
[bballarl] yo b, our rhymes are weak, lets call it a night. this was a good battle, we put up a good fight. lets call t.o. on this match, and i dont mean terrell owens. ill shut you down the next time, im just like bruce bowens
[hawkingvsreeve] thats fine with me, if you got to go, we should all jet, thats fo sho. we can call it a tie, we can call it a truce, but come next time ill be droppin you............LIKE A DEUCE
Andrew and Brandon, on fire like propane
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