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    Cool Wish TomAz a Happy Birthday, bitches!






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    Happy Bday Tom
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    What cooking apparatus did you get for your birthday this year? Is an emulsifier a thing? Maybe a dry-aging room for cuts of meat?
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    Remember Hitler? I don't but here we are again .. cr****

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    Happy effing birthday you cantankerous old crank. Smooches!
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    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

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    Happy Birthday, ya old prick

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    Happy birthday tom! Enjoy your day. I owe you a birthday beer.
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    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Happy birthday, Tom and Stephen Sondheim!

    I don't think I'm hosting a 2016 collaborative playlist.

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    Happy Birthday Tom!

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    HBD

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    Aren't you dead yet? Congrats on another year of survival.
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    Paul Simon.
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    Looking forward to seeing this song live, hopefully near your vicinity. Came up with a parody called "Uncircumcised" but I doubt I'll ever do anything with it. Just thought you ought to know.

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    Happy gofuckyourself!
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    Happy Birthday! Love you tons!

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    hey thanks everybody.

    bryan i haven't quite figured out how this works.


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    Happy 52nd Birthday, Tom.
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    Happy birthday Tom!

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    Happy Birthday motherfucker!
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    Fuck off with your horseshit website.

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    Tom, i hope you felt this awesome all day and every day:



    Happy Birthday!!!

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    That might be my favorite picture ever.
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    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

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    Happy Birthday, Mister AZ
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    Just, Fuck You, that's all Fuck You!
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable male, get off my case....

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    Happy birthday, "Daddy"!! Cheers.

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    seemed like the only appropriate response for this thread
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    Happy birthday Mr. AZ!
    Youth, you son of a bitch, where did you go?

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    Happy birthday, Tom!
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    Happy birthday, Tom!

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    I took my niece this year and it was her first Coachella. It was so fun to see it through her eyes. She thought it felt like a magical scene from Shreck. The one where all the fairy tale creatures meet for the first time in Shreck's swamp.

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    HBT.
    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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