Results 1 to 28 of 28

Thread: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

  1. #1
    Coachella Junkie getbetter's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    East Palo Alto
    Posts
    10,802

    Default Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy Birthday! I don't know too much about you but here's a map of Palm Springs

    And I don't much about Palm Springs so I here's my wishings you to get drunk at a waterpark with people playing the saxophone with tons of awesome gay dudes of all kinds partying with you .And you don't get too drunk or make a fool of yourself and you surprise yourself too, because you remembered it .Not because you got wasted but because you are so old.
    Last edited by getbetter; 03-10-2014 at 06:52 PM.
    Translation

    Last.fm



    Quote Originally Posted by RageAgainstTheAoki View Post
    I went to my first sex party this past May, in the Hollywood Hills. It was alright. The decor was très chic. Mid-Century Modern, sunken living room and all.

    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw94086 View Post
    I want to punch that woman.

  2. #2
    old school kvnty's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Location
    Fascination Street
    Posts
    4,329

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Have a Super Silly Birthday, GPS!

    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

  3. #3
    old school santasutt's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Location
    Mass
    Posts
    3,393

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy Birthday, GPS
    Quote Originally Posted by MotorAve View Post
    Careful, while the threats are amusingly clueless, I could probably have this whole board shut down with one phone call.

  4. #4
    Coachella Junkie Neighborhood Creep's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Duluth Minnesota
    Posts
    9,906

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs


  5. #5
    Coachella Junkie chairmenmeow47's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    aquabania
    Posts
    18,088

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    happy birthday!

    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

  6. #6
    Member HowToDisappear's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Back of Beyond
    Posts
    2,306

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs



    Happy Birthday, Bob.
    Quote Originally Posted by PotVsKtl View Post
    See that guy in the background talking loudly about crab cakes? That's you.

  7. #7
    Member footixy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2007
    Location
    Fresh Snow
    Posts
    2,357

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs




    <3 Ya GPS! Have a Very Gay BDay!
    I remember the days when water was free and porn cost money.

  8. #8
    Coachella Junkie fatbastard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Pasadena
    Posts
    12,387

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy Birthday GPS.



    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
    1/2 slice lemon

    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

  9. #9
    Old Gay Guy gaypalmsprings's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Palm Springs, CA
    Posts
    21,336

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Thanks guys! I had a great day with my father - we went out to eat and a concert. I shook Jeff Gordon's hand last Wednesday - so that was my early birthday present. :-)
    Quote Originally Posted by SepaGroove View Post
    You shouldn't feel uncool for not going to EDC, you should feel uncool because you are uncool.

  10. #10
    Member ELIZA83TH's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Location
    Los Angeles
    Posts
    1,995

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    HAPPIEST DAY OF BIRTH, GPS!!!!
    YOU DA BEZZZZT!
    Quote Originally Posted by alpha_q_up View Post
    a cunt punt is always the best solution to cure someone of their bitchassness
    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    You can't go in until late on the first day because you can't hang?
    You giant pussy.

  11. #11
    Member insbordnat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    In a blazing inferno
    Posts
    1,927

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy belated Bob, and thanks for my B-day wishes...
    northside groove...southside groove....eastside groove...westside groove

  12. #12
    Banned marooko's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    In your mouth!
    Posts
    19,678

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy birthday, sir, glad you had a good time.

  13. #13
    Peaceful Oasis TomAz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Zenith, Winnemac
    Posts
    41,037

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    happy belated bday bob

  14. #14
    old school ThatGirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    4,474

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Have a fantastic birthday!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by M Sparks View Post
    It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.

  15. #15
    old school invisiblerobots's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Seattle
    Posts
    2,819

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy belated b-day, oh keeper of the board birthday wishes and mostly relevant image search results.

  16. #16
    Coachella Junkie locachica73's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2008
    Location
    Phoenix
    Posts
    13,998

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy Birthday!
    Quote Originally Posted by SlowMotionApocalypse View Post
    I have snuck in weapons before
    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    A butt plug is not a weapon.

  17. #17

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy belated! Cheers!

  18. #18
    old school Phantasma Del Mar's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2010
    Location
    Normal Heights
    Posts
    2,950

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    <3 <3 <3 #SALMONS <3 <3 <3

  19. #19
    Rover canexplain's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Aurora Colorado
    Posts
    15,036

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Quote Originally Posted by gaypalmsprings View Post
    Thanks guys! I had a great day with my father - we went out to eat and a concert. I shook Jeff Gordon's hand last Wednesday - so that was my early birthday present. :-)
    Considering you and who's hand you shook (we all know of your love for NASCAR), it's lucky your dad didn't have to pick you up from the raceway Have a great one GPS .... cr****
    Have Another Hit Of Colorado Sunshine

  20. #20
    Coachella Junkie algunz's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Rustin' in Tustin
    Posts
    22,843

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy Belated!!!

  21. #21

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Back off war child.

  22. #22

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy Birthday!

  23. #23
    Member djbionik's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Austin, TX
    Posts
    819

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy happy belated, GPS. I hope the fun lasts all throughout your next year. Feliz happy!
    02,06,07,08,10,11,13,

  24. #24
    Member blackchango's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2007
    Location
    Mount Kilamanjaro
    Posts
    2,032

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    HAPPY BELATED GPS!!!!
    Originally Posted by captncrzy
    Fuck off with your horseshit website.

  25. #25

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Smooches. =)
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Shut it down.

  26. #26
    Member tyles's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Hollyweird, CA
    Posts
    2,334

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy belated birthday, GPS!
    Coachellas attended: 2007-present

  27. #27
    old school frizzlefry's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Southern California
    Posts
    2,711

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY
    Quote Originally Posted by pachucasunrise View Post
    Thought this said Of Mice & Men. Now THAT'S a scary thought...
    Quote Originally Posted by iantmcfarland View Post
    Just don't schedule them anywhere near White Rabbits.

  28. #28
    old school SepaGroove's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2011
    Location
    LA
    Posts
    3,254

    Default Re: Wishing the gayest birthday ever to man who lives in Palm Springs

    Happy Birthday yo.

Similar Threads

  1. Replies: 2
    Last Post: 04-11-2012, 11:32 PM
  2. Replies: 1
    Last Post: 04-11-2011, 04:41 PM
  3. Replies: 4
    Last Post: 04-05-2011, 02:30 PM
  4. WHY I'M WISHING SHYGUY75 HAPPY BIRTHDAY...
    By BROKENDOLL in forum Misc. Lounge
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 10-13-2008, 11:26 PM
  5. Replies: 0
    Last Post: 04-18-2007, 05:14 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •