The paleo-diet is so fucking stupid. It's just for people who want to think they're badasses for eating like cavemen or what MJA said about fatasses. I've never met anyone who actually does the paleo diet right, nor I have I ever seen anyone lose weight by doing it. Your cholesterol goes up to like 400, and you spend an assload of money on groceries.
AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?
If there's anything that cushions the blow of a lackluster lineup, it's mother fucking craft cheeses.
Which of these vendors serves mac and cheese?
3/18-19: Starry Nites Festival @ Live Oak
3/25: Peggy Gou, Aaron Clark, Mike Gushanksy @ Audio
3/27: Strand of Oaks @ The Independent
3/31: Max Cooper @ PW
3/31: Shifted @ f8
4/5: Tin Man @ f8
4/7: Cosmin TRG @f8
4/8: Anthony Naples, Solar @ Monarch
4/12: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard @ The Fillmore
This has always been the biggest complaint I've had about Coachella and they finally did what needed to be done. Great food and craft beers make all the difference for a festival experience. I think we need to thank the good people at APE for taking the culinary side of festivals to the next level. Outside Lands and Life Is Beautiful showed that great food and beverage can be almost as important as the lineup and the location. Thank you so much GV for making my assertions to my friends that this would happen a reality. This just locked up best festival in the world from here on out. They already have the best location and lineups, now they have the food and beverage side locked up too.