How. Just tell me how we have not discussed the fact that Kylie Minogue -- perhaps the most important woman to walk the face of the earth since Catherine the Great -- just released an amazing new single and will soon be releasing her 13th studio album and, one would presume, eventually embarking upon another massive, spectacular world tour? The fact that she dropped her manager of 25 years last year and signed with RocNation suggests that there will be renewed focus on the American market. So, I'm guessing that she will actually be a late add and will close the main stage. Every single night of Coachella 2014. It's the only sensible thing to do.
I give you, the wonderfully euphoric new single, "Into the Blue" and its rather understated music video in which Kylie basically rolls around in her underwear with some seriously hot Gaelic D over a romantic, glamorous lost weekend. BOOM!
I give you, the new album cover, for Kiss Me Once in which Kylie... portrays Snow White... in the shower? So glamorous but with a slight corpse-chic edge. BOOM!