I'll fist you in your face, you old coot.
You're such a fat hypocrite, Bryan. My mind is blown. Pansy.
You're not even fit to tongue-wipe my shit-speckled asshole, Byran. Though you know you want to.
Mocking kvnty soon gets to be as tedious as reading him.
A used vinegar douchebag would be more pleasant tasting than your hideous cooch, you fat butch pig.
Guys, GUYS--I think we're getting a little crude here.
Best thread EVAR!
for being so generally boring, you all always appear very interested in my schtick, which I don't blame you (or anyone, for that matter). keep up the good work. this is fantastic!
Interpreting mockery as flattery: A clumsy attempt at face-saving, or genuine stupidity? Discuss.
Dry your tears.
I wish we could ban people based on fatness.
2 oz blended whiskey
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1/2 tsp powdered sugar
1/2 slice lemon
Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
Learn the definition of slander before using it, please.
I'm waiting, you asshat...
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Bev, I understand your outrage. I mean, we can all probably agree with our gut that the underaged teenagers Ron fucked probably orchestrated the whole thing. I mean, you know for sure they wore short shorts or a tanktop or maybe even had the audacity to have tits.