it's my honor and privilege to bump the last thread in the Coachella Lounge, from all the way on page 66 to the top of page 1. Good job thread....you just went from last to first. Don't forget to thank kroqken.
See, Jennie? I bet you and I wished John happy birthday in another thread because we didn't see Valarie's thread at the time. Unfortunately,that other thread was too old to be bumped and was lost in the sands of time. Meanwhile someone WAS able to bump this thread and was able to make us look like total smegheads when in actuality we had wished John happy b-day. Fate is a cruel cruel thing.
This is now the official "Happy <insert holiday or special occasion here>, John" thread. It needs to be fed and watered every so often, and I'd suggest bumping it on at least a weekly basis. This will allow us to avoid dueling b-day threads, and also serve as a catch-all for other holidays, so if, for example, someone feels particularly strongly about passing out Arbor Day greetings, they have a vehicle for doing so.
Happy half birthday John. I would have wished you happy birthday if I had known you. But instead I'll wish you happy half birthday. Here's what google image search came up with when I searched for "happy half birthday" (srsly):