View Poll Results: Which of these new(ish) "artists" makes you shart your pants the most?

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  • Alt-J

    8 4.65%
  • Bastille

    20 11.63%
  • Capital Cities

    9 5.23%
  • CHVRCHES

    2 1.16%
  • Haim

    28 16.28%
  • Imagine Dragons

    61 35.47%
  • Lorde

    11 6.40%
  • The Lumineers

    20 11.63%
  • Of Monsters and Men

    5 2.91%
  • Other (please specify below)

    8 4.65%
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    Default Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Which of these new(ish) "artists" makes you shart your pants the most?
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    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
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    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    FAIL AGAIN
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    And to be fair to fikus, violent strangulation is one of his better qualities.
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    Being dead is literally the only way anyone on the planet could give less of a shit about you. You look like Farrah Fawcett's melted corpse.

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    it's there, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    it's there, right?
    It wasn't when I first replied.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    And to be fair to fikus, violent strangulation is one of his better qualities.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Being dead is literally the only way anyone on the planet could give less of a shit about you. You look like Farrah Fawcett's melted corpse.

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Is sharting my pants a good thing?

    I didn't know you guys hated chvrches?

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    do you consider this a good thing?


    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Quote Originally Posted by DFrank View Post
    I didn't know you guys hated chvrches?
    Who said anyone does?
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    And to be fair to fikus, violent strangulation is one of his better qualities.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    Being dead is literally the only way anyone on the planet could give less of a shit about you. You look like Farrah Fawcett's melted corpse.

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    think there's some hate out of there for chvrches
    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Alt-J - more like alt-F4.
    Bastille - musical equivalent of mud butt.
    Capital Cities - who?
    CHVRCHES - synthpop perfection
    Haim - a good idea executed poorly. really did not like this album at all, so a shart.
    Imagine Dragons - sick, bro! a skidmark that never washes away.
    Lorde - how is she "indie" again?
    The Lumineers - they were a newcomer in 2012
    Of Monsters and Men - see above

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Yeah. Boouns nailed it.

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    Who said anyone does?
    This was just the first time i've heard someone say something as negative about them as "worst indie band of 2013".

    I'd say they're probably contender for "best indie band of 2013"

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    The Lumineers and Of Monsters and Men finished No. 3 and No. 9 respectively on the Billboard top selling rock albums for 2013, hence the "new(ish)" in the subtitle.

    But, yes, Boourns "nailed it."
    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Imagine Dragons are what they are
    But Haim? That album was regurgitation of 1989
    AND Hanson already did that "look"
    MISS Bassface needs to stop trying to make it look like their songs actually rock...they dont, they're danceable but not rock
    I remember the days when water was free and porn cost money.

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    I voted other, because it's obviously Kvnty.
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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Chvrches are so bad - they remind me of the Cranberries - but I voted for Haim. Haim's last two singles are just beyond horrible and I can't believe all the hype. The song "Days Are Gone" makes me want to rip my ears off.
    fuckin' with the lights on

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    I voted other, because it's obviously Kvnty.
    don't worry, maybe one of these days you'll be able to afford me.
    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Haim bassist reminds me of Gail Greenwood trying to shred through Belly songs

    ...member that?
    I remember the days when water was free and porn cost money.

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Klein, get in here and defend Imagine Dragons.
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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    I can't imagine how anyone would vote for Chvrches, especially given the choices.

    I selected Imagine Dragons, but pretty much all of them erk me except Chvrches and Alt-J.

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    Klein, get in here and defend Imagine Dragons.
    I predict "Radioactive" will make strong moves in his next top 250 song list.

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    I saw ALT-J at NSSN in sf and it was awful. I had to leave, they were so incredbily terrible.
    you are soooooooo good lookin

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Everyone's a Photographer

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    I don't even care if that's staged or not, it almost made me shart myself.
    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Quote Originally Posted by bmack86 View Post
    I voted other, because it's obviously Kvnty.
    Hahaha. Beat me to it.
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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    The next pole is going to be one you can shove up your ass.
    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
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    Charli XCX is the worst I saw this year.
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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    that makes me sad. where did you see her? what made the show bad? I almost included Icona Pop (maybe should have instead of Of Monsters and Men).
    Quote Originally Posted by footixy View Post
    Girl, you can pound your vagina so hard in those the Sahara will feel a new kind of drop...
    Quote Originally Posted by mrhand View Post
    ... Keep fucking that chicken.
    Quote Originally Posted by fakekvnty View Post
    All you ladybois want inside this pink slip

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    Default Re: Worst "indie" newcomer of 2013

    Quote Originally Posted by kneuller View Post
    I predict "Radioactive" will make strong moves in his next top 250 song list.
    Na Demons and Amsterdam are far better.

    Quote Originally Posted by xuclarockerx View Post
    Klein, get in here and defend Imagine Dragons.
    They have 3 hits that made the Top 15 mark in the US. Alt-J will probably never even get one. Idk how you can see them better than Imagine Dragons who have clearly worked harder to get to where they are today

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