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    McGruff, "The Crime Dog", gets 16 years for having 1,000 pot plants and a grenade launcher

    http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/t...i8o7mgp28Ro.01


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    I wonder if Officer Bird was the arresting officer...
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    Was he preparing for the apocalypse?

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    More like the A-paw-calypse, amirite?

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    more like the A-pot-calypse, amirite?

    Anyone else got more dog/marijuana related puns? I'm spent.
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    Adult Kickball Team Email: Please Don't Fuck Your Teammates Yet

    http://deadspin.com/adult-kickball-t...mma-1564098194
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    Guy takes a massive shit on a transcontinental flight, forces plane to turn around

    http://www.vice.com/en_ca/read/someo...d-and-land-475

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    this thread has potential, guys.

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    10/10 would read again.
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