"I fucked teenage prostitutes, no jk lol guys it's the internet, you get the funny joke? Hahaha lets smoke all the pots."
The best part is that his first defense was the "just the internet, you shouldn't have believed it" nonsense defense. THEN, he moved to the "you know, I actually took the time to talk to them, get their story, ask them questions about who they are" defense. EQUALLY ABSURD.
Have we discounted the possibility that cr**** is a Faulknerian genius? Maybe his whole idiot manchild persona here over the last several years -- leading up to this shifting narrative about sexual abuse and the very nature of truth itself -- is just him writing in his Benjy Compson character?
So what we're saying is Ron got a Hispanic Dewey Dell pregnant?
[SIZE=2]April 9th - The Residents at the Regent Theater
April 23rd - Parov Stelar at Club Nokia
May 2nd - Tortoise at the Teragram Ballroom
May 6th -*Sunn O)))*at the Regent Theater
May 7th - Melvins, Melt Banana at the Troubadour
May 16th - Brötzmann/Adasiewicz/Edwards/Noble at Zebulon
ATP Iceland, July 1-3, 2016*
FYF Fest, August 27-28, 2016*/SIZE]
Ron hates black holes.
Black + hole = bad gravity
10/21 The Paranoyds, The Molochs @ Non Plus Ultra, 11/21 Jhene Aiko @ Avalon, 11/22 Warpaint @ Observatory, 12/16-18 Day for Night