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  • Coldplay, 2005

    11 7.43%
  • Jack Johnson, 2008

    70 47.30%
  • The Killers, 2009

    7 4.73%
  • Kings of Leon, 2011

    27 18.24%
  • fun., 2014

    33 22.30%
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    Default Worst headliner in Coachella history?

    vote for one.

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    Default Re: Worst headliner in Coachella history?

    As bad as fun. is or will/would be, JJ still takes the cake. Never felt better about leaving the Polo grounds early as I did 5 years ago.

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    Default Re: Worst headliner in Coachella history?

    Quote Originally Posted by Fourthisto View Post
    As bad as fun. is or will/would be, JJ still takes the cake. Never felt better about leaving the Polo grounds early as I did 5 years ago.
    Why not go to another stage?

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    Default Re: Worst headliner in Coachella history?

    Funny, I do not see Oasis on here.I picked Jack Johnson for fact that the Verve should of headljne.We didnt even get one Storm in Heaven song.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Neighborhood Creep View Post
    Why not go to another stage?
    Caught about half of Black Lips (Fire!) and Fatboy Slim (Who wasn't great that year, btw), walked to get a bottle of water on the way out and JJ's still whining into the mic - we tipped our invisible caps at the poor rich fellow and made our way to the parking lot with 55% of the rest of everyone on the planet.

    At least the Killers had fireworks, for the love of God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    I picked Jack Johnson for fact that the Verve should of headljne.We didnt even get one Storm in Heaven song.
    So true, but you have to admit, when "This is Music" kicked off the set, your goosebumps grew goosebumps. That and "Life's an Ocean" were perfect.

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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Fun.ny, I do not see Oasis on here.I picked Jack Johnson for fact that the Verve should of headljne.We didnt even get one Storm in Heaven song.
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    KoL, because of what they did to the brothers.

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    No stone roses? That was abominable.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzin my brains out View Post
    No stone roses? That was abominable.
    Aww hell naawww

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    I don't see the Rage Against The Machine option
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    Quote Originally Posted by thizzin my brains out View Post
    No stone roses? That was abominable.
    They're not even the worst headliner if the only year that ever existed was this year.

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    Tie between kings of Leon and black keys, with fun. right behind.
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    stone roses first weekend was fucking pathetic. and I think they're all right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bemerritt View Post
    KoL, because of what they did to the brothers.
    This should be the clear winner. The whole "why didn't you just go to another stage?" argument does not apply. Those motherfuckers owe us some Block Rockin Beats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bobert View Post
    This should be the clear winner. The whole "why didn't you just go to another stage?" argument does not apply. Those motherfuckers owe us some Block Rockin Beats.
    Ugh, I forgot about that. The Chemical Brothers should have been in Sahara anyway. Main stage kind of sucked the life out of that performance IMO.

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    Default Re: Worst headliner in Coachella history?

    There are no wrong answers here.
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    KOL >>>>>>>>>> Jack Johnson

    Much of the KOL hate is unwarranted. Aha Shake Heartbreak and Because of the Times are decent albums

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhatLies View Post
    KOL >>>>>>>>>> Jack Johnson

    Much of the KOL hate is unwarranted. Aha Shake Heartbreak and Because of the Times are decent albums
    If you're a Chemical Brothers fan the hate is completely warranted. They stole 30 minutes of performance time from one of my favorite artists and the fact that their first two albums don't suck as much as the rest doesn't change that fact. That's more offensive to me than Jack Johnson's worst song.

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    Saw Verve do the sublime 'Already There' off A Storm in Heaven a few days before in Vegas. But why wasn't 'She's a Superstar' ever in the set? Such a filthy, desert opening guitar riff.
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    Default Re: Worst headliner in Coachella history?

    this poll is fucking pathetic

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    Quote Originally Posted by lehorne View Post
    Saw Verve do the sublime 'Already There' off A Storm in Heaven a few days before in Vegas. But why wasn't 'She's a Superstar' ever in the set? Such a filthy, desert opening guitar riff.
    I wanted "Gravity Grave", but it just wasn't in the cards. Those heartbreaking, miserable cards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theklein25 View Post
    this poll is fucking pathetic
    yr mom is fuckn pathetic dood

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    Quote Originally Posted by WhatLies View Post
    KOL >>>>>>>>>> Jack Johnson

    Much of the KOL hate is unwarranted. Aha Shake Heartbreak and Because of the Times are decent albums
    Incorrect. The correct answer is that they suck just as much, but since Jack is just one man and KOL is like four, KOL sucks 4X more. It's science, bitch.
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    Kings of Leon are as shitty at being people as they are at making music, so there's also that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Funny, I do not see Oasis on here.
    I actually caught some of their set that night. It was fucking terrible.
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    Default Re: Worst headliner in Coachella history?

    Why does Tom have such depressing threads? Am I going to be that depressing when im old?

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    Default Re: Worst headliner in Coachella history?

    Do a poll
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    kol. so, so bad. although I went with jj due to the fact that I could still hear it in camp.

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    Default Re: Worst headliner in Coachella history?

    Jack Johnson, by far. There is no other performer who can suck the life out of the festival more than Jack Johnson.

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