The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety issues

[birdiearch]

Birdie, would you be willing to post a pic of your bf?

Sorry, it wouldn't be fair to expose him.....
I felt bad for even revealing his name on tinychat last night.

[birdiearch]

10 pages of bs. Post another pic and make it worthwhile.

then GTFO

[amyzzz]

Sorry birdie, I have bad taste in women.

[HotHamWater]

Birdie, please talk about your Tinychat experience last night. What were the highlights? And did it change your opinion of this board?

[birdiearch]

'Twas fun. Y'all missed quite an orgy.

I realized how overly expressive I can be (everyone else looked so stoic).... probably because I get so little human interaction at work, and then I live alone. No complaints though.

[TomAz]

SHUN

[Neighborhood Creep]

I logged on around 10pm central and you weren't in. Nobody was. I fapped

[guedita]

So -- it only took you a few hours from "Ew, I'll never go into tinychat," to "I'm camming up!" ?

[IceyHotshot]

I realized how overly expressive I can be (everyone else looked so stoic).... probably because I get so little human interaction at work, and then I live alone. No complaints though.

Either that or you're just more easily amused.

[amyzzz]

Capricious.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Anyone want to meet me in there now? I'm already drinking

[birdiearch]

I logged on around 10pm central and you weren't in. Nobody was. I fapped

8 PST? Yeah I was. Weird. Connection was weird; at one point, we were all kicked out for a few seconds.

So -- it only took you a few hours from "Ew, I'll never go into tinychat," to "I'm camming up!" ?

I told you: multiple personalities.

[birdiearch]

Either that or you're just more easily amused.

Ahh. This is true!!

[footixy]

Sounds like your Bukkake Party went as planned...

So much hype for you Bird

BNM

[Neighborhood Creep]

[VigoTheCarpathian]

For anyone still speculating on how hot Birdie is:

for my own taste in the female aesthetic: birdiearch is about as close to a 10 as you get.
Based upon my brief tinychat experience, she looked like an awkward, pale, black haired caricature from a Tim Burtan film-- and she has near perfect features.

[birdiearch]

Jeff - da faak?

Vigo - Gold Star

[stinkbutt]

TallVigo

[guedita]

TallVigo

haaahahahahahahahahaha

[amyzzz]

Now is the time, Birdie, to start saying ridiculous things so everyone can quote you in their sig. I believe that is the next step in the new member hazing.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I just TC with her, and bitch didn't even cam it

[guedita]

She doesn't do one man shows, Creep. Needs a crowd.

[Neighborhood Creep]

She doesn't do one man shows, Creep. Needs a crowd.

BUT I HAVE MULTI PERSONALITIES TOO. DRUNK AND DRUNKER

[birdiearch]

Cara's got it!

Working on it, Amy.

[Neighborhood Creep]

Cara left. Come back

[amyzzz]

I can't wait.

[TomAz]

You're doing pretty well considering ... Don't judge me by the posters sigs of mine because they tend to be posts I made when trashed. TomAz, I take thyroid meds too. Does that mean you might now stop cr****

ron, i pick on you, i pick on others, it all evens out i suppose ******

[canexplain]

ron, i pick on you, i pick on others, it all evens out i suppose ******

Yea I know and the thing I think about it is I am an obvious. You don't seem to do the obvious things in general. I like how Miss C picks on me cuz she is my polar opposite One day she and myself will be good friends imo ...Back to the Bird.. cr****

[captncrzy]

I've got a $20 that Ms C would rather eat her own veins like spaghetti than spend 5 minutes with you.

[footixy]

Answer honestly

Did Verga really get punched by your BF?

Is your BF a machista?