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    Birdiearch,

    This thread will probably fail, but I expect it will be better (and, hopefully, cleaner and less personal) than the amyzzz thread. You post here a lot but we hardly know you and I, for one at least, am having a hard time figuring you out.

    Question --

    You say you are using the message board to help get over your social phobias or something like that. Fine. But why the Coachella message board in particular? I mean, I love many of the people here, but some of the people who post are real dickwads. Mean, insensitive assholes who will rip a person to shreds over the most innocent of naive statements. (Most of these insensitive assholes are my friends). So, yes, why here?


    Question --

    what do you do with your time? are you gainfully employed, in school, institutionalized, what?


    Question --

    Who are you hoping plays Coachella next year?


    Question -- and be careful, this is a loaded one --

    What do you think of Daft Punk?
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    Oh noes, I feared this day would come. :X
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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    Oh noes, I feared this day would come. :X
    one way to overcome this shyness, Birdy, is to post a pic of yourself. promise no judgment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kvnty View Post
    one way to overcome this shyness, Birdy, is to post a pic of yourself. promise no judgment.
    She posted a pic a while ago. She seems a bit cute, but her posts are a bit annoying.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    She posted a pic a while ago. She seems a bit cute, but her posts are a bit annoying.
    I feel a little violated by you reposting that. :/

    And fine, you got me. Online, I can be annoying as fuck.

    And to answer Cara's question about my online-typing-age:
    I have multiple personalities. Off the computer, I'm quiet, don't like big groups (my brain shuts off when I'm socializing with more than 2 people). But with 1-2, I can be delightful. (not dirty)
    Online, my alter ego, "Katie" is a giddy 10 year old who loves emoticons and strange inside jokes with myself and 50's geekism and acronyms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    I feel a little violated by you reposting that. :/

    And fine, you got me. Online, I can be annoying as fuck.

    And to answer Cara's question about my online-typing-age:
    I have multiple personalities. Off the computer, I'm quiet, don't like big groups (my brain shuts off when I'm socializing with more than 2 people). But with 1-2, I can be delightful. (not dirty)
    Online, my alter ego, "Katie" is a giddy 10 year old who loves emoticons and strange inside jokes with myself and 50's geekism and acronyms.

    You feel violated that someone found the picture you posted in the thread for posting pictures and then re-posted it in another public thread??
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    And to be fair to fikus, violent strangulation is one of his better qualities.
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    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    I feel a little violated by you reposting that. :/

    And fine, you got me. Online, I can be annoying as fuck.

    And to answer Cara's question about my online-typing-age:
    I have multiple personalities. Off the computer, I'm quiet, don't like big groups (my brain shuts off when I'm socializing with more than 2 people). But with 1-2, I can be delightful. (not dirty)
    Online, my alter ego, "Katie" is a giddy 10 year old who loves emoticons and strange inside jokes with myself and 50's geekism and acronyms.
    One day, maybe your little Katie can come out and play message board forum with my little alter ego, who's been called every name in the book, and together we could really have a blast fucking up this playground. Does little Katie like tequila and herbs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Robin View Post
    She posted a pic a while ago. She seems a bit cute, but her posts are a bit annoying.

    I'd do her ... if I were straight.
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    So, are you going to answer Tom's inquiries?
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    And to be fair to fikus, violent strangulation is one of his better qualities.
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    You've claimed to be 25, but you affect this strange, cutesie style of writing that suggests that you enjoy being infantilized. Why?

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    Birdie, what is your relationship with religion?
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HotHamWater View Post
    Birdie, what is your relationship with religion?
    Grew up Christian. Now am agnostic (almost atheist bc beau is too).
    Hate when it's mixed with government, and while we're at it... abortion.
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    Tom must be bored off of his ass, because really, who the fuck cares?

    Tom, come have some froyo with me.
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    wtf is froyo

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    It's that thing where you use an afro as part of a yo-yo as a toy for your dog.
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    Frozen yogurt. Christ, dude.
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    Devin - how does it feel to know that there are still more women in the world that would fuck me at this very moment than would fuck you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    Frozen yogurt. Christ, dude.
    Jesus. you eat that crap? i guess that's fitting with your Pet Shop Boys and Depeche Mode and other effete soulless tripe.

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    Tom has been sort of obsessed with her since she started posting.
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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Quote Originally Posted by Drinkey McDrinkerstein View Post
    Tom has been sort of obsessed with her since she started posting.
    Oh crap, Tom, he's on to us! I guess the cat's out of the bag...
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    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    Oh crap, Tom, he's on to us! I guess the cat's out of the bag...
    You sick fuck, do you realize how old Tom is?
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    And to be fair to fikus, violent strangulation is one of his better qualities.
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    Being dead is literally the only way anyone on the planet could give less of a shit about you. You look like Farrah Fawcett's melted corpse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuyInTucson View Post
    You sick fuck, do you realize how old Tom is?
    Ever heard the song "Cola" by Lana Del Rey?
    I gots a taste for men who are olderrrr
    Again, I got a dark soul.

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    It's probably in her best interest to disclose as little as possible.

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    WHY DO YOU USE IDIOMS SO POORLY?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    WHY DO YOU USE IDIOMS SO POORLY?
    BECAUSE I'M OLD SCHOOL, CARA!!!! DEAL WITH IT!!
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    yous guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Question --

    You say you are using the message board to help get over your social phobias or something like that. Fine. But why the Coachella message board in particular? I mean, I love many of the people here, but some of the people who post are real dickwads. Mean, insensitive assholes who will rip a person to shreds over the most innocent of naive statements. (Most of these insensitive assholes are my friends). So, yes, why here?


    Question --

    what do you do with your time? are you gainfully employed, in school, institutionalized, what?


    Question --

    Who are you hoping plays Coachella next year?


    Question -- and be careful, this is a loaded one --

    What do you think of Daft Punk?
    -You get the same abuse on any message board. But because of my overnight obsession with Coachella, that's why I'm here? I really don't know how to answer that. I just feel like being here. I find the topics/people fascinating.
    It's funny: I have really low self esteem because of my past, and my general perception of myself. Yet when people rip me behind my back, or online, I couldn't give too shits.
    I'm an old soul, one tough bitch.

    -I'm writing to you from the loony bin. My super secret BEAU is on the staff, and for dirty favors he gives me extra internetz.

    -Honestly, I would love to see an Oasis reunion. I wouldn't protest to Daft Punk either.
    I'm really open to anything else. I bought my 2013 ticket knowing a dozen bands, and left with another two dozen favorite bands (BECAUSE I RESEARCH EVERYONE ON THE POSTER). I will be happy however the dice rolls.

    -Daft Punk...... like I said, would be cool if they were booked. Watched their 2006 set online and teared up in the end. Ha. I don't care for the new album too much. I'm not a longtime fan, nor an overnight "Get Lucky" one. Happily in the middle.


    I might be taking this too seriously.
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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    I might be taking this too seriously.
    Not at all. this is the sort of thing I was looking for.

    what about your past gives you self-esteem issues?

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    Default Re: The thread in which we ask birdiearch questions to get over her social anxiety is

    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    what about your past gives you self-esteem issues?
    To start, my smile is crooked. (Hence why I'm hiding my mouth behind my dog) People have asked me if I had a stroke, or been in a car crash (?!?! FUCK YOU).
    I was born with weak left cheek muscles. THAT IS ALL.
    Though it's a part of me and can appreciate it now, it's been the cause of most of my bullying as a kid.

    And something unmentionable happened to me in college. Something illegal - that's all I'm gonna say. That messed me up; it's the reason I'm on meds now.
    And then I'm on other meds because a year after that incident, I got thyroid cancer. That didn't shake me up really; if you're gonna get cancer, I had the best scenario.

    WHAT ELSE DO YALL WANT FROM ME?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by birdiearch View Post
    And something unmentionable happened to me in college. Something illegal - that's all I'm gonna say. That messed me up; it's the reason I'm on meds now.
    Again, I want to apologize for the incestual accusation I made towards Corinna back in the day.
    I in no way condone incest/rape.

    It was a poor attempt at a "I can say that because I'm black" joke
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    Hey birdie,

    Who would be victorious in a fight between a grizzly bear and a silverback gorilla?
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