Go fuck yourself Tom
Yeah but you're into bad vibes Jen.
The only time I ever had a problem with security was when I was dressed like a raver in neon. Take a look at what you're wearing and how you present yourself.
Phil Lesh sure has a lot of friends named John.
I notice that this guy didn't deny that there was once pot in his car, so I imagine this was the real story:
Dude and his friends find out about the strict no-drugs policy at Coachella, so they get absolutely baked in their car prior to driving in.
Then the security guy smells the obvious weed stench, searches the car up and down, and finds nothing.
Dude declares himself the victim of overaggressive security forces, because damn those rent-a-cops for thinking that a car reeking of weed actually might have weed in it.
Dude shows up to the Coachella board to decry the downfall of the festival, assuming that fellow 420-lovers will chime "Amen!" in unison.
Dude fails to realize that this board primarily consists of obnoxious music snobs and is generally a contest of snark one-upmanship, and nobody gives a shit about his anti-establishment angst.
Thread degenerates into a audiovisual montage of vibes.
This space for rent.
Thanks, dicknose, for summarizing.
Tell me true, Archie. Is there anything worse on television after 12:00 am than the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson?
Thanks GPS for getting this thread back on track.
But what this thread really needs is a post from Brokendoll talking about bad vibrators.
This will also most likely be my last Cochella for a similar reason. It’s true that it’s always been a great place for vibes. I put everything from my pockets into my hat and lift up my t-shirt and stomach to see that there is nothing under my stomach, other than a belt. The female officer this year felt around the bottom of my stomach for whatever reason and just kept doing it. She then made eye contact with the other security guards around her and they all started laughing. I could not have been more embarrassed. This was fucking outrageous. To make it worse, one of them made the comment, “have a great time fat boy.” I landed up running into the same security guards the following morning. The Cochella staff was holding a vibe service. The security guards were confessing what they had done and the Cochella staff member forgave them. That still was not good enough for me. I too will only spend my money on festivals that practice the vibes they teach.
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Can I rub your belly this year, FB?
4/23: Chris Stapleton @ Berkeley Greek
4/28: Floating Points @ The Catalyst
4/29-5/1: Levitation @ Carson Creek Ranch
5/7: Pender Street Steppers b2b Beautiful Swimmers @ TBA
5/13: Cut Chemist @ Mezzanine
5/25: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard @ The Independent
6/4: Max Cooper, John Talabot @ Public Works
6/24: Call Super b2b Objekt @ The Midway
Coachella is still amazing. it's getting a little stricter with security but thats because stupid people mess it up for the rest of us and OD or black out and cause a scene! They are honesty pretty lenient, there are not many other places where you can gather with the people you love, smoke a fatty out in the open and listen to live hella good music. My "vibe" wasnt killed, be smart about what you do and what you bring into the fest and then you wont have a problem, who gives a fuck if they check you? if you have nothing on you then laugh it off, and if they find your shit then you didnt plan it right and youre gonna have to make your way over to the saharah tent and scope out a guy and buy more shit. coachella is what you make it my friend, if you let security ruin it for you then youre not a real coachellian.
Thanks for the heads up, brah
We've just been lectured about what it means to be a "real coachellian" by a 16 year old girl.