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    Default Let's get DJ Pauly D at the Coachella main stage...

    ...so we can become the first festival ever to boo an act off stage.

    On a side note, I just listened to one of that douchebag's "songs" and I think my ears are bleeding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    ...so we can become the first festival ever to boo an act off stage.

    On a side note, I just listened to one of that douchebag's "songs" and I think my ears are bleeding.
    Hahahahahah! Ya bro! That would be so hilarious! *High Five*
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    Maybe we should bring fish sticks too. Or maybe you should kill your parents in their sleep then off yourself.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable male, get off my case....

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    His parents committed shame suicide long ago.
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    Default Re: Let's get DJ Pauly D at the Coachella main stage...

    Quote Originally Posted by captncrzy View Post
    His parents committed shame suicide long ago.
    Well then, his day just got easier.
    Wow, 12 step meetings at Coachella, who knew? SOBERCHELLA.COM

    I'm a reasonable male, get off my case....

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    Default Re: Let's get DJ Pauly D at the Coachella main stage...

    Quote Originally Posted by efrain44 View Post
    ...so we can become the first festival ever to boo an act off stage.

    On a side note, I just listened to one of that douchebag's "songs" and I think my ears are bleeding.
    We truly appreciate the fact that you dislike Pauly D like the rest of normal society, but two things:

    A) You're not funny

    and

    B) Go fuck yourself.
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    Default Re: Let's get DJ Pauly D at the Coachella main stage...

    Man, hating on Jersey Shore is so topical.

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    efrain, laying out a plan to actually accomplish your two part goal, which, as I understand it is:

    a) Launch a campaign for GV to book DJ Pauly D to not only do a DJ set, but to do a DJ set on the main stage

    b) Gather a crowd, who, despite what other acts might be playing at the 6+ other stages, is willing to converge in unison to BOO HIM OFF STAGE.

    ...would be helpful.

    For instance, can you give explicit instructions to the crowd on what they should shout so that it's audibly heard that they are "booing" DJ Pauly D, and not "cheering" him on? Keep in mind, this crowd generated noise of "boo, get off" will need to be more audible than the music he plays. A crowd in unison, mind you -- a crowd willing to miss out on all of the other, more reputable acts playing at other stages so that they can partake in the grand hilarious scheme of booing DJ Pauly D off stage giving the "thumbs down" action might assist in demonstrating the message that "we're here, but we hate you" that you want to send.

    But, let's not get ahead of ourselves. I think you should contact DJ Pauly D's manager as a noted representative of the Coachella Message Board to set the wheels in motion of him even getting booked. Don't be shy, the Coachella Message Board is single-handledly responsible for a large number of acts booked for Coachella (See: Leftfield, Chemical Brothers). You can do it, brother.

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    Default Re: Let's get DJ Pauly D at the Coachella main stage...

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Don't be shy, the Coachella Message Board is single-handledly responsible for a large number of acts booked for Coachella (See: Leftfield, Chemical Brothers). You can do it, brother.
    You forgot Orbital and soon-to-be Soulwax.

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    Default Re: Let's get DJ Pauly D at the Coachella main stage...

    Legitimately, electronic acts release albums and plan tours that accommodate a Coachella appearance not by chance but by the sheer will of this very message board. Efrain: go forth. Deliver.

    5/22: Move D, Reaganz, Sassmouth @ Monarch
    5/28: Refused, White Lung @ GAMH
    5/29: Spoon @ The Fox Theater, Oakland
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    5/30: Neutral Milk Hotel @ Pappy & Harriet's
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    6/6: Matthew Dear, Daniel Bortz @ Public Works
    6/12: Christian Loeffler @ TBA
    6/17: Clap Your Hands Say Yeah @ The Independent
    6/21: Underworld, Jungle @ The Hollywood Bowl
    6/25: Until the Ribbon Breaks @ The Rickshaw Stop

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    If Pauly D isn't there, I'm holding efrain personally and fully responsible.
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    Default Re: Let's get DJ Pauly D at the Coachella main stage...

    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Legitimately, electronic acts release albums and plan tours that accommodate a Coachella appearance not by chance but by the sheer will of this very message board. Efrain: go forth. Deliver.
    This is gold.

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