Lol @ Wilco. acasey0, when do you plan on attending your first Coachella? You guys are pushing me into formulating a fake poster against my will. Quit while we're ahead.
I would love to see a smudge poster.
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I have been to coachella
What's wrong with wilco
i feel like if a year ago i were to tell you that blur & the stone roses would co headline you would think it was "humiliating'
I've got a pretty sweet lineup but I don't know photoshop. Would anyone be willing to put my lineup on a poster?
Not many posters this year. Oh well.
Siouxsie Sioux below Paolo Nutini? I think not.
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Im working on a doozy of a poster, still missing some bottom line acts...so, it will be a little bit, but Im excited to post it.
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Where's that facepalmer that had fun. and Drake headlining?
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Forgive the crude Paint job. This is the Yuma-less version. And I have the schedule
Terrible. Two 90s rock bands headlining with a 90s alternative rock synth group from France? Zero vision. All the best undercard are obscured by shitty bands you think are relevant. Go look at the 2013 poster again, scrap the one you just posted, and start fresh. Look at the 2009 poster if you need more hints. No one wants the schedule.
I'll give you a hint:
Lil Wayne/ WTT2
No Doubt/ Beck/ Daft Punk
Pearl Jam/ Neil Young/ David Bowie
Some variation of that, with a possible monkey wrench of a third headliner, but NOT WTT2/Bowie/Daft Punk.
First of all, it's a prediction not an ultimate wishlist. Second, you go on to list three 90s rock groups, one of my chosen headliners, two old guys who aren't going to happen, a rapper nobody likes and an album that doesn't exist. How the fuck does an album headline a festival?
I went on to list a more possible selection than you added in your final cut. Don't get upset about it. Just fucking fix it. There are definitely more options, as I said, but those are a lot of the top tier heavies, in an order that is most pleasing to a three day concert fest of this type (three 90s rock bands will never headline Coachella the same year again. Don't expect it, as it's never going to happen.) NIN are possible, but, like Eminem, would be a very bland choice on the part of GV. WTT2 could drop tomorrow, and top every madeup list for the rest of the year, which is why it got listed. Lil Wayne, regardless of your poopants viewpoint, has a MASSIVE following, including a lot of people who say they don't like him. Two old guys. Yes. Go back to 2009 when two old guy headlined (McCartney/ Robert Smith) two separate nights. Hopefully that never happens again outside of OGFest, but you should expect an older group, and PJ would bring it. Think/notears.
I agree. But haven't you come to expect a little blandness? Unless the stars align, we will continue to get these kinds of headliners.Don't expect it, as it's never going to happen.) NIN are possible, but, like Eminem, would be a very bland choice on the part of GV.
Again, agreed. I would love Pearl Jam to be there, but I seriously doubt they will. My lineup is a delicate balance between what I want and what I cynically expect. 2009 was a long time ago. Coachella, and the festival industry in general, show all signs of going in the opposite/younger direction. Tom Waits is probably the one eccentricity I allowed myself.and PJ would bring it.
God, you suck.
Yeah, I suck, but everyone who makes a fake poster including Daft Punk this year ought to get their asses kicked straight off their heads... Asshead.