The Sistine Chapel
that transgender person from Dead Or Alive
the population of Rhode Island
a first generation Sega Genesis
Pop Rocks sparkling underneath your tongue.
the loch ness monster
December 10 - Children of Bodom/Abbath
December 16 - 18 - Day For Night
January 30 - Sleep
July 3 - Roger Waters
Static feedback from a rotary line.
When someone's stomach grumbles at a business table, and then someone coughs to try and cover up that it was their stomach, and then someone at the other end of the table starts tapping their pen rhythmically, unintentionally, because they've realized they really shouldn't have ordered two shots of espresso.
My cat's automatic food feeder, twice a day.
What the fuck?
A test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
This ain't no middle of the mall shit.
Carne Asada Fries
I remember the days when water was free and porn cost money.
He sold his soul for a shot at fame
Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame...
A large and clunky HP laser printer from the 1990s.