The Sistine Chapel
that transgender person from Dead Or Alive
the population of Rhode Island
a first generation Sega Genesis
Pop Rocks sparkling underneath your tongue.
the loch ness monster
August 26-28 - Psycho LV
September 7 - Cobalt
September 12 - Kraftwerk
September 17 - Melvins
September 20 - Wolves In The Throne Room
September 21 - Kanye West
September 30-October 2 - ACL wk.1
October 7 - ACL wk.2
October 11 - Failure
November 6 - Sia
November 12 - Black Sabbath
Static feedback from a rotary line.
When someone's stomach grumbles at a business table, and then someone coughs to try and cover up that it was their stomach, and then someone at the other end of the table starts tapping their pen rhythmically, unintentionally, because they've realized they really shouldn't have ordered two shots of espresso.
My cat's automatic food feeder, twice a day.
What the fuck?
A test of the Emergency Broadcast System.
This ain't no middle of the mall shit.
Carne Asada Fries
I remember the days when water was free and porn cost money.
He sold his soul for a shot at fame
Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame...
A large and clunky HP laser printer from the 1990s.