Really sick of standing in a security line with no place to escape and having to breathe a cloud of fucking nasty ass cigarette smoke. Or chilling in a great spot on the lawn when some dickwad smoker lights up and the breeze blows that nasty shit at me and I have to fucking move. Or hanging out in a tent and five idiots right around me are having a fucking smokathon and I fucking can't take a breath.
All you ciggy smokers can suck my cock. I hope you enjoy it.
NOTE: This does not apply to pot smokers -- please continue to blow that stuf my way.