So my buddy is flying in from Chicago where he just started a new job. He says since he is new his boss won't give him both Friday and Monday off. He most definitely needs to take Monday off after the ridiculousness of the weekend, but missing Friday would blow. I told him to stop being a wank and just grab his boss by his fat head and tell him he's taking Friday off, but I am full of bad ideas (like asking for advice on this message board.)
So any good ideas on how to get out of work on Friday?