So you're saying you wouldn't fuck him?
So you're saying you wouldn't fuck him?
DREAM BIGGER
I wonder if the dog turd looked like George Castanza.
kvnty, on a scale of not being allowed to suck out the-week-old cum farts from your fuck pigs asshole to you tossing one's recently fisted salad where do we all rank?
DREAM BIGGER
kvnty the only reason you have any issue with me is because I constantly call you out for your obnoxious sense of humor. You seem to think people here like it and perhaps some people actually do, but I haven't met or encountered a single one.
You make generic attacks a 4th grader would make and your humor is not funny... at all.
The only funny thing in this thread was BD's picture post and she ruined that super fast.
Although, the whole banter of you all pretending to talk like Kvnty was pretty hilarious.
Last edited by algunz; 02-18-2014 at 01:50 PM.
Maybe because you're the most retarded in real life.![]()
Let's, as a board, all decide to stop trying to out Don Rickles one another for a month, see if it makes it a more entertaining and tolerable place in which to post. Even people I like a lot are becoming grating because of this constant stream of insult humor on all sides. I know it's our specialty, but we've passed the expiration date on that sort of thing and all we're doing is tossing rotten eggs everywhere and making the entire place reek. Sound good? No? Great. We'll finally get to the point where everyone who has ever tried to contributed anything worthwhile will stop posting altogether and fisting jokes will become the new gold standard. Enfuckingjoy.
OK DAD
Just keep it inside.
[QUOTE=kvnty;2861203]With the exception of a few genuinely awesome longtime members (you know who you are), here is what you get at a typical Coachella Boardie Roundup:
Typical Coachella Boardie Roundup (can you guess who's who?)
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Oh, Heaven's no, Tom! How could I possibly think of you as uneducated when you constantly point out how much more knowledgeable you are than the rest of us? And, I'm not totally stupid... I plan on waiting until the festival to pee when I can stand face to face to tell you what a hypocrite you are.
Who said anything about being relevant? He's included because, like the character in the pic, he's nothing from the waist down... no balls and he can't get around without riding the coattails oif his board friends. He'll be lucky to ever wipe the shit stain off his face from all the ass kissing he's done to be a part of that picture.
Just wait until your character goes to scratch his balls in the morning and discovers that he's all taint, like a weeble that wobbles...![]()
Jesus fucking Christ, Bev, I have generally left you alone over the years despite your constant nonsensical ramblings and habit of defending some of the most reprehensible people on this message board, so I am not quite sure where your attitude towards me originated from.
If my habit to periodically troll those who stroll on here acting like morons really bothers you that much, then you have some serious fucking problems; but then we all knew that. I mean, resorting to, "He has no balls" jokes is really scraping the bottom of the barrell, but I guess bottom-of-the-barrell is what you've grown accustomed to in your life time.
AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?
He's not part of the grammar police, so it's not as funny.
Your location reminds me of True Detective. Let's be friendsssssssssssss
AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?
Prolly got a big ol' dick, too #amiright
AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?
crab fries
It's more than a week!
I'll climb into my bed, lay on my side , and close my eyes... How the fuck do you sleep?Take note of the fact that I have to laugh at my own wit around here, since I it was brought to my attention that no one else thinks I'm funny... Pffft, can you imagine my feelings... running all the way down my leg into a sad little puddle of pain? Pathetic, I know...
If you two didn't have me on ignore you'd know that it's actually only been 2 days since I stepped in any poop here on the board.
"Who is this doing this synthetic type of Alpha Beta psychedelic funkin'?"
CHEMICAL BROTHERS