My Saturday Writeup: What the fuck is wrong with people?

[stinkbutt]

So you're saying you wouldn't fuck him?

[TomAz]

I wonder if the dog turd looked like George Castanza.

[kvnty]

So you're saying you wouldn't fuck him?

I wouldn't fuck him with yours.

[stinkbutt]

kvnty, on a scale of not being allowed to suck out the-week-old cum farts from your fuck pigs asshole to you tossing one's recently fisted salad where do we all rank?

[kvnty]

I wonder if the dog turd looked like George Castanza.

You be the judge.

[GuyInTucson]

kvnty the only reason you have any issue with me is because I constantly call you out for your obnoxious sense of humor. You seem to think people here like it and perhaps some people actually do, but I haven't met or encountered a single one.

You make generic attacks a 4th grader would make and your humor is not funny... at all.

[algunz]

The only funny thing in this thread was BD's picture post and she ruined that super fast.


Although, the whole banter of you all pretending to talk like Kvnty was pretty hilarious.

[GuyInTucson]

The only funny thing in this thread was BD's picture post and she ruined that super fast.


Although, the whole banter of you all pretending to talk like Kvnty was pretty hilarious.

I didn't find it funny because my character looked normal in comparison to everyone else.

[algunz]

Maybe because you're the most retarded in real life.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I like how Amyzzz (in BD's pic) looks like her daughter in the boardie meet up picture

[GuyInTucson]

Maybe because you're the most retarded in real life.

I am not quite sure how I beat you out but I'll run with it.

[TomAz]

GayInTucson

I have never understood why a gay person would use a gay slur against a heterosexual. It must be one of those things dumb people do.

[kvnty]

I have never understood why a gay person would use a gay slur against a heterosexual. It must be one of those things dumb people do.

Oh, my god! It MUST be, you silly little bitch.

[SoulDischarge]

Let's, as a board, all decide to stop trying to out Don Rickles one another for a month, see if it makes it a more entertaining and tolerable place in which to post. Even people I like a lot are becoming grating because of this constant stream of insult humor on all sides. I know it's our specialty, but we've passed the expiration date on that sort of thing and all we're doing is tossing rotten eggs everywhere and making the entire place reek. Sound good? No? Great. We'll finally get to the point where everyone who has ever tried to contributed anything worthwhile will stop posting altogether and fisting jokes will become the new gold standard. Enfuckingjoy.

[TomAz]

OK DAD

[bmack86]

But then how are we going to call people gay and laugh?

[algunz]

Just keep it inside.

[BROKENDOLL]

[QUOTE=kvnty;2861203]With the exception of a few genuinely awesome longtime members (you know who you are), here is what you get at a typical Coachella Boardie Roundup:


Typical Coachella Boardie Roundup (can you guess who's who?)
[/QUOTE]

If you are suggesting that I am uneducated, you are pissing into the wind.

Oh, Heaven's no, Tom! How could I possibly think of you as uneducated when you constantly point out how much more knowledgeable you are than the rest of us? And, I'm not totally stupid... I plan on waiting until the festival to pee when I can stand face to face to tell you what a hypocrite you are.

Well done, BD. But for the life of me I don't understand why you would include that moron GayInTucson as a relevant boardie. I mean, he is as consequential as the dog turd I accidentally stepped on the other day.

Who said anything about being relevant? He's included because, like the character in the pic, he's nothing from the waist down... no balls and he can't get around without riding the coattails oif his board friends. He'll be lucky to ever wipe the shit stain off his face from all the ass kissing he's done to be a part of that picture.

I didn't find it funny because my character looked normal in comparison to everyone else.

Just wait until your character goes to scratch his balls in the morning and discovers that he's all taint, like a weeble that wobbles...

[GuyInTucson]

Jesus fucking Christ, Bev, I have generally left you alone over the years despite your constant nonsensical ramblings and habit of defending some of the most reprehensible people on this message board, so I am not quite sure where your attitude towards me originated from.

If my habit to periodically troll those who stroll on here acting like morons really bothers you that much, then you have some serious fucking problems; but then we all knew that. I mean, resorting to, "He has no balls" jokes is really scraping the bottom of the barrell, but I guess bottom-of-the-barrell is what you've grown accustomed to in your life time.

[kvnty]

But then how are we going to call people gay and laugh?

[Sheldorrr]

Jesus fucking Christ, Bev, I have generally left you alone over the years despite your constant nonsensical ramblings and habit of defending some of the most reprehensible people on this message board, so I am not quite sure where your attitude towards me originated from.

If my habit to periodically troll those who stroll on here acting like morons really bothers you that much, then you have some serious fucking problems; but then we all knew that. I mean, resorting to, "He has no balls" jokes is really scraping the bottom of the barrell, but I guess bottom-of-the-barrell is what you've grown accustomed to in your life time.

If I point out your awful semicolon placement, is that higher up in the barrel? Haha just kidding man, please don't yell at me.

[algunz]

He's not part of the grammar police, so it's not as funny.

[Sheldorrr]

Your location reminds me of True Detective. Let's be friendsssssssssssss

[GuyInTucson]

If I point out your awful semicolon placement, is that higher up in the barrel? Haha just kidding man, please don't yell at me.

I have really fat fingers

[Sheldorrr]

Prolly got a big ol' dick, too #amiright

[Kindoy]

[kvnty]

Just wait until your character goes to scratch his balls in the morning and discovers that he's all taint, like a weeble that wobbles...

Jesus fucking Christ, Bev, I have generally left you alone over the years despite your constant nonsensical ramblings and habit of defending some of the most reprehensible people on this message board, so I am not quite sure where your attitude towards me originated from.

If my habit to periodically troll those who stroll on here acting like morons really bothers you that much, then you have some serious fucking problems; but then we all knew that. I mean, resorting to, "He has no balls" jokes is really scraping the bottom of the barrell, but I guess bottom-of-the-barrell is what you've grown accustomed to in your life time.

Oh no, BD! What are you going to do now that this slimy little cocksucker may not leave you alone? How will you survive his oh-so-witty turns of phrase and devastating comebacks? How the fuck will you sleep at night?

[Miroir Noir]

Stirring up shit from nine days ago?

[algunz]

It's more than a week!

[BROKENDOLL]

Oh no, BD! What are you going to do now that this slimy little cocksucker may not leave you alone? How will you survive his oh-so-witty turns of phrase and devastating comebacks? How the fuck will you sleep at night?

I'll climb into my bed, lay on my side , and close my eyes... How the fuck do you sleep? Take note of the fact that I have to laugh at my own wit around here, since I it was brought to my attention that no one else thinks I'm funny... Pffft, can you imagine my feelings... running all the way down my leg into a sad little puddle of pain? Pathetic, I know...

Stirring up shit from nine days ago?

It's more than a week!

If you two didn't have me on ignore you'd know that it's actually only been 2 days since I stepped in any poop here on the board.