i can't tell if you're being serious.
Can i see her Picture?
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tell everyone shes a post op, throw hot grease in her face. feed her a lot so she gets fat. smoke pot. take a xanax. get drunk. act like a douchey overprotective boyfriend and start fights.
or forbid her to go. you own her afterall.
or are you asking us to help hit on her there?
i'd be more worried if guys didn't hit on her
Last edited by Kindoy; 04-09-2013 at 01:52 AM.
This boyfriend/girlfriend routine is the weirdest trolling I've ever seen.
Also, who gives a fuck if someone hits on your girlfriend? If she still goes home with you and loves you what's wrong with people hitting on her? In fact, if she's cute and its W2 I'll hit on her too.
Guys hit on your bitch right in front of you? That would make you a pussy.
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How is your whore mother's gag reflex these days? Has she fit three cocks in her mouth at once yet?
Last edited by kvnty; 04-09-2013 at 06:29 AM.
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u should just tell her to go naked, then no one will be curious about her n no one will hit on her n u will b gud bra. u should go naked 2.
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Seriously man people hit on your girlfriend, because she is probably very attractive. Does she go into a porta potty and have sex with every guy that does it? No. Does she go home at the end of every day with you? Yes. People hitting on your girlfriend is a big part of life, just have the wit and charm to deal with it and be a sauve ass mother fucker. If some guy starts getting handsy grab him by the face and tell him what's up and let your girlfriend know she's dating a man, not some scared child who is so insecure he has to tell the whole internet he wants his girlfriend to miss the best 3 days of her life.