The best sex I ever had was after a night of blow. The guy liked it freaky, I liked it freaky...we could've made a damn porno that night.
When I was stripping, a really smelly old guy bought a lapdance, and like 2 minutes into it, he pissed his pants. I didn't realise right away cause I was trying really hard not to look at him, so it got all over my leg. I didn't know standard protocol with that sort of thing, so I just avoided touching him, and hinted at it afterwards. He winked at me and said he meant to do it.
I wish I could get away with pissing on people just cause I felt like it. :/
awesome perfect tmi.
So let's summarize:
Bodily functions - pee/poo, always popular
(Deviant) Sex - also known as Your Kink Is OK With Me!
Drunkenness and the Consequences - bring it on, frat boys!
The challenge will be a TMI that doesn't fall into the Big 3. Aw screw it, keep 'em coming. This thread shall not die!
A teenage dream, so hard to beat...
One time i got drunk and gave a guy a foot job in a hot tub. Unicornsforbreakfast was there too.
Yeah, I was rubbing dino's boob with my foot, and the guy was looking for something he must have misplaced in my uterus.
He was really hideous too, it made me think about the posibility of there being a special, more responsive god for unusually ugly individuals. Later, I decided that it was probably because we polished off about a gallon of vodka.
OMG you guys, I have soooooooo many stories.
I love my fans!
I saw erik posted last, and I had to check what he said. Cute.
people say rim jobs feel good too and i ain't putting my tongue near anyone's nasty ass either.
*shrugs* to each their own, but those are both two really gross areas i'd rather just stear clear of. there's so many other fun places to kiss
You've never heard of soap and water?
hahahahah....I had a 15 min conversation last night about rimjobs with my girlfriends last night to get their input on it. You could wash you ass for hours, and there is no way tounge is going for bung. Oral is one thing but from some reason the rim jobs are completely outta the question.
I was talking about feet.
Don't know if this qualifies as TMI, but here is a description of a party I went to years ago while I was at Arizona State. I'll try and be as descrptive as possible for you freaks (meant with MUCH love, of course):
OK, so there was a huge house in Tempe. A FRAT was hosting a big mixer; the kind that anyone can go to with an invite, even if you do not belong to a Greek house.
I show up with three friends, the place was packed. We grab some beers from the keg, and we start to make our way around. We find this back room, about the size of an office, or a study. There are EASILY 30-40 people in it. We pushed our way through to see what is going on.
What we saw were four guys sitting on the couch, with their pants down their ankles, and four girls kneeling in front of them, giving head.
My buddy turns to this one guy and says, "What the Hell is going on?" They guy goes, "It's a head giving contest, Dude! The first one to make them cum wins!" So, I'm thinking, "what the hell do they win??"
We look back to the "festivitites" and the first girl finishes, no mess, no fuss. The crowd (guys AND girls) cheers. Second and third girl finishes shortly after. More cheering.
Now, the last girl...
She was SO drunk, she couldn't do it with her mouth any more. She was using her hand. And, the guy was HUGE. We are talking Porn Star HUGE.
She couldn't keep her head up, so she was resting it on his inner thigh (you can see where this is going, right?). She kept mumbling, "Are you going to cum, are you going to cum?" The guy was saying, "yeah, yeah, yeah!" So, he proceeds to stand up, and yank on it until he literally exploded all over her face. And, the guy wouldn't stop! LIke a fricken fire hose, or something. It was INSANE!
Some cheered at this, some girls went "Ewwwwwww", and turned away. But, MOST girls were cheering just as loud as the guys.
This entire sequence lasted, at most, about 5-10 minutes. Pretty crazy. By the end of it, my guess is there were about 40-50 people in that tiny room!
And, to my knowledge, the "winner" didn't get anything.
well she didnt get cum in her face.
thats a winner in my book.
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Ok, that's a story for Penthouse.