Which top 10 poster on the Message Board would you like to hang with at Coachella?

[TheJustinBeaverExperience]

Are you shitting in my socks? 270, or 27? There aren't even 270 people posting each week. Someone change my fucking diaper good damn you all

I CARE SO MUCH

[Drewski27]

I would say Guedi but Tomaz seems like a great guy to have a beer with whilst telling you to go fuck yourself. I dont know that Guedi could tell someone to fuck themselves like Tomaz can.

[gaypalmsprings]

The top 10 posters each have more than 20,000 posts. They total to 290,125 posts.

[Neighborhood Creep]

I'd put the bone to Amyzzz the most

[santasutt]

I voted for Tom because he's an old guy and, therefore, has tales to tell.

That plus the fact that he probably has enough "walking around money" to pick up a few rounds.

[xanman86]

The Coachella board has a penchant for Zs

[Zafocaine]

I CARE SO MUCH

Yaaaay. More!

[Neighborhood Creep]

How does a glitter vest wearing pothead that answers to the name Salad only have 4 votes?

[amyzzz]

I voted for Salah.

[Mugwog]

I'd put the bone to Amyzzz the most

She's got young daughters so that's always a plus, my vote was for her too.

[Neighborhood Creep]

She's got young daughters so that's always a plus, my vote was for her too.

I'd like to dedicate my board name to you

[ThatGirl]

I voted for Salah.

Word on the street is that Salah is lovely to hang with.

[VOLVOX17]

Well we have traditions in the south about this. I'll have to ask my redneck neighbors and get back to you.

and u r recruiting for soberchella?
i wud rather hang with cool druggies than a racist bitter alcoholic.

[TomAz]

PEOPLE UNCLEAR ON THE CONCEPT.

[getbetter]

I'd put the bone to Amyzzz the most

PLEASE!

[sbconnection]

I'd like to hang out with Supre just long enough to punch him in the ear. He gets my vote!

[involvelemons]

and u r recruiting for soberchella?
i wud rather hang with cool druggies than a racist bitter alcoholic.

Kory is about as racist as Nelson Mandella.

He is bitter, however. And that's why we hug him so tightly.

[Sensuality]

I'd like this better if the thread revolved around which top-10 troll on the message board I would hang out with at Coachella.

I guess that's harder to quantify.

[Miroir Noir]

If you count aliases, I think Randy is over 30,000 posts.

[Neighborhood Creep]

If you count aliases, I think Randy is over 30,000 posts.

Shhhh, you're going to get him caught.

[Zafocaine]

Shhhh, you're going to get him caught.

His trolling is admin-sanctioned at this point. No reason to deny the facts.

[involvelemons]

Randy is the random element, reminding me that I want to go through life not being a huge dick. It's working for him though, innit?

[Tikiman]

Oops, didn't see the word "with" in the heading. Too bad, because I could think of a few here I'd like to see hanged.

[Zafocaine]

Calling bitter bitches Huge Dicks is just going to inflate their egos. Something completely unoffensive to anyone who's in the business of laying pipe, though I realize most of you live in e-fear of certain boardies attacking you for saying the wrong thing. Kendrick have a dream.

[involvelemons]

Damn, zafo. You write like I talk when I'm hella high.

[Zafocaine]

Damn, zafo. You write like I talk when I'm hella high.

[Tikiman]

Damn, look at all that lost vapor. A waste of a good dab.

[meyouseek]

I am getting the same amount of votes as Suprefan? Ouch.

You've now soared past Supre with twice as many votes!! ;-)

[meyouseek]

Ignoring Zafo is useless when y'all insist on quoting him constantly.

[Zafocaine]

Damn, look at all that lost vapor. A waste of a good dab.

Not in my kitchen.