funny emails i get LOL

[psychic friend]

Order Cancelled

I absolutely understand your policy around not allowing the same person purchasing more than 2 tickets. To be upfront I hadn't read this prior to purchasing tickets.

I’ll write to you via social media if I don’t receive a response within 24 hours

[algunz]

Hahaha, it has only just begun.

Pay close attention to new FB friend requests.

[psychic friend]

Order Cancelled

I completely understand the strict policy of only purchasing two tickets

I had the opportunity to buy two tickets for my friends

I had no intentions of purchasing tickets through the same account

[M0D3Z]

Can you send those tickets to me?

[nine day brawl]

was that the social media reply?

[psychic friend]

This is a Camp Flog Gnaw incoming question:

You expect people to be interested in this without any pictures or anything...

No map.

No description, except a list of performers.

...

[lifeofgeoff]

gold

[high5sareawesome]

Unbelievable.

[psychic friend]

This is a Camp Flog Gnaw incoming question:

So if I buy both day do I spend the night or go home after Saturday then come back Sunday?

[TickleMeElmo]

They must think it’s a literal camp lol

[psychic friend]

This is a Camp Flog Gnaw incoming set of emails from one kid:

1.

Am I the only one who put the wristband on?

No

2.

So I have to keep it in perfect condition for a month

3.

You guys really should have put "read directions first" on the wrapper of the wristband

[M0D3Z]

This is a Camp Flog Gnaw incoming set of emails from one kid:

1.

No

2.
3.

And these humans are allowed to drive and vote....

[algunz]

This is always my favorite thread. HAhahahahah!

[psychic friend]

I went through all of the items you can and cannot bring but I never saw anything about a mouth grill. I was just wondering if I am allowed to bring in my mouth grill because it was expensive and I don’t want it getting taken away

Propane grills are allowed, but only in Car Camping. There are size restrictions as well. I assume if its mouth size and only uses propane to grill it would be fine. https://www.coachella.com/faq/#camping-faqs

[scenicworld]

LMAO!

[bemerritt]

And that about sums up the target audience of 2018

[alpha_q_up]

This year's emails can only get better

[psychic friend]

What is a Coachella wristband and how can I get one?

It is a thing that goes on your wrist and it serves as a ticket to the festival. You can review the types of passes we sell and availability and other info on our website. I would suggest starting on the passes page
https://www.coachella.com/guidebook/passes/

[psychic friend]

I just wanted to double check whether the ticket prices listed are in USD or CAD?

I don't know what CAD is so let's assume since the festival is in the US that the prices are listed in USD. That means US Dollars right?

[nyarlathotoats]

Christ, the shit you must trudge through.

And I have this theory that a lot of people under 30 cannot be bothered to go and do research on questions they have; their first instinct is to ask someone else to answer it for them.

[ocbruin84]

Those damn young folk.

[nyarlathotoats]

Those damn young folk.

Seriously. I had a 20 year old inform me just last week that her apple iphone 6 died and won't turn back on cause Apple is phasing out that model. I googled it and told her otherwise after reading an article from apple's site directly.

She texts: can you send me the link of that article you read?
my reply: google- 'apple iphone 6 battery'

[alpha_q_up]

Christ, the shit you must trudge through.

And I have this theory that a lot of people under 30 cannot be bothered to go and do research on questions they have; their first instinct is to ask someone else to answer it for them.

My 20 year old cousin was wanting to get tickets this year and like a good family member I answered his questions, and when I went to send him the link on how to order tix he just asked me "so this will tell me what to do?"

[JustSteve]

The let me google that for you site needs to be used overtime these days.

[looseccp]

lurv when Canadians ask for a conversion when doing business in the US. Do yer own conversion, CAD. They always trying and hoping for a mistake discount...so tight.

[rousse]

lurv when Canadians ask for a conversion when doing business in the US. Do yer own conversion, CAD. They always trying and hoping for a mistake discount...so tight.

Can confirm.

Now if FrontGate can just actually send me my passes over the imaginary border this year, that'll be nice

[psychic friend]

Hey bro fuck off and change the lineup

....

[slinkybutt]

Sounds like most the old boardies in that fb group

[M0D3Z]

Probably deserves to be in here, and just out of curiosity..... can you bring your child with you into the beer garden? Not like a teen, but say you bring your young kid and want a drink.

Now, I do not have a kid because that would be against some sort of higher law, but just curious from a security stand point. Never seen anyone with a kid in the beer garden, but imagine you shouldn't be completely fucked if you want to beverage during the day.

[looseccp]

doubt it as you need need a drinking wristband. Just tell em to chill out by the fence or send em deep into the Sahara.