Thoughts, suggestions, Bueller?
I'm starting a lobbying force to get some quality time with Dani which you should all support if for no other reason than it's clearly doomed and will probably be very funny. To start, a list of reasons why I'm do-able:
1. Young, fit, passably good-looking
2. Smarter than a two-dollar whore. Wait, that's the wrong reference. Where's Dennis Miller when you need a witty qualification? Oh that's right, they stopped being witty around '92. Well, I'm pretty smart in any event.
3. Drugs? I put the question mark there because it's hard to say if that's a selling point. Of course, if it isn't, then this thread is already doomed I should think.
4. I'll be rich and famous by the next decade almost for sure, and you'll get to point at movie posters and go, "Yeah, I did that asshole once."
5. Um... I curse. A lot. But it kinda works, like Kevin Smith.
6. Technically since I'm the last great man, you'd be balling an endangered species, and really how often do you get the chance to do that?
Anyone want to add to the list, especially if the addition is a sarcastic tearing of a new asshole for me?