One time in high school somebody pooped a poop the size of a small baby. Probably weighed in at 3 pounds, I'm guessing. It became the talk of the school. Girls, boys, and teachers alike went into the bathroom to see this behemoth. There were pictures taken with it and people even drew pictures of it. Craziest shit I've ever seen.
Originally Posted by TickleMeElmo
Coachella will come out of the closet announcing it's gay. Most will applaud it while some will sell their passes.
Oh, man. I had a weekend. We went down to, uh, Tijuana, Mexico, ya know. And there was this guy there and he was all, "Hey, you gotta come and check out one of these shows." And, you know, it's a woman fuckin' a horse. And you get there and you're thinking "Oh, a woman fuckin' a horse." And you get there, and it is not as a great as you thought it would be. It's kinda gross. I mean, it was really givin' it to her. To be honest, we all just felt bad for her. Kinda felt bad for the horse.
Last year, first morning of the fest, I crawl out of my tent and go for an early morning walk. It takes twenty seconds for me to pass by a pantsless, tank-topped frat-looking bro hungover as the polo grounds are green, squatting next to his truck and taking a piss.
Just Say No to eurotrash nonsense. Rock n' roll will set you free.