My favorite part is where like.. everyone takes everything so seriously about their pointless lives which are not even the tiniest speck within the realm of deep time.. i wish sarcasm was a virus that would slowly murder you all like the cancer you truly are on the human experience that we all (you know...those who like DO NOT GIVE A SHIT AND JUST LIVE OUR LIVES) have to endure with your ignorance and loud obvious anger at your own foolish asshattery that you call an existence. Eat a bag of dicks, it would make you all happier if you fucking actually did.
Wait, did I just take something too seriously as well? Quick! Let it ruin your day, or life for all I care.
GOD I HATE YOU PEOPLE.
/oh look, an internet picture of a cat!!