Be The Change You Want To See In Your Festival

[nationocean]

My favorite part is where like.. everyone takes everything so seriously about their pointless lives which are not even the tiniest speck within the realm of deep time.. i wish sarcasm was a virus that would slowly murder you all like the cancer you truly are on the human experience that we all (you know...those who like DO NOT GIVE A SHIT AND JUST LIVE OUR LIVES) have to endure with your ignorance and loud obvious anger at your own foolish asshattery that you call an existence. Eat a bag of dicks, it would make you all happier if you fucking actually did.

Wait, did I just take something too seriously as well? Quick! Let it ruin your day, or life for all I care.

GOD I HATE YOU PEOPLE.

/oh look, an internet picture of a cat!!

[algunz]

Why do you keep coming back?

[BallsTripped]

14 pages of a gang of assholes swatting at low-hanging fruit and patting each other on the back for doing so. Your mothers must be so proud.

[guedita]

My favorite part is where like.. everyone takes everything so seriously about their pointless lives which are not even the tiniest speck within the realm of deep time.. i wish sarcasm was a virus that would slowly murder you all like the cancer you truly are on the human experience that we all (you know...those who like DO NOT GIVE A SHIT AND JUST LIVE OUR LIVES) have to endure with your ignorance and loud obvious anger at your own foolish asshattery that you call an existence. Eat a bag of dicks, it would make you all happier if you fucking actually did.

Wait, did I just take something too seriously as well? Quick! Let it ruin your day, or life for all I care.

GOD I HATE YOU PEOPLE.

/oh look, an internet picture of a cat!!

I think you posted in the wrong thread. http://www.coachella.com/forum/showt...-fuckin)-Ocean

[BROKENDOLL]

Bev, I'm still not seeing the difference between your face and your avatar. Though it's nice to see that they are now offering tether ball tit transplants for seniors.

Doesn't surprise me since you obviously don't know the difference between a tether ball and a fucking coconut. BTW, don't think I didn't give those coconuts a shot under a sweater. I looked absolutely bulbous compared to anything any Wonderbra could do for me.

[BROKENDOLL]

14 pages of a gang of assholes swatting at low-hanging fruit and patting each other on the back for doing so. Your mothers must be so proud.

I'm sure they're no more proud than say, your mother is of you trippin' balls, ragin', and flopping down into a cuddle puddle to pet your friends. Assholes are just more volatile. BTW, I'm pretty sure that Assholes are part of a fleet, not a gang.

[Wolfbeckett]

I think the technical term is gaggle, a gaggle of assholes.

[shoegazer76]

I think the technical term is gaggle, a gaggle of assholes.

Gagging on an asshole would be quite a feat.

[involvelemons]

As if the world needed more proof that sociology is for useless retards.

Yeah, just like everything else they teach at universities, like economics, political science, and history. Fucking retards. All I need to know I learned from Jon Stewart and some shitty opinion I borrowed from something someone posted on Reddit.

[SepaGroove]

Those pictures of BROKENDOLL give me the creeps.

[loopy]

God I missed this place.

[syrrus101]

I don't think guedita's on board

[BROKENDOLL]

Those pictures of BROKENDOLL give me the creeps.

That's nothing compared to what you can apparently catch from a cunt monkey...

[ocbruin84]

Well-intentioned but misguided newcomer makes attempt at positive thread; marvel at the wonderful excrement it's produced.

[Tikiman]

Well, we're are primates aren't we? Flinging poo just like they do.

[Miroir Noir]

All people not named TheFestivalGuy or DruggyFestivalGuy GTFO of this thread.

[BallsTripped]

You'd think that 10k+ posts would teach you to just ignore the harmless dopes that wander through. But no, apparently you all still get excited and self-satisfied by gang-raping them instead.

Soak up the glory, keyboard warriors. You've earned it.

[Miroir Noir]

You're five days late to the "troll the trolls" party, dipshit.

*Smiles in self-satisfaction, awaits "glory" from fellow regular posters*

[BallsTripped]

You're five days late to the "troll the trolls" party, dipshit.

*Smiles in self-satisfaction, awaits "glory" from fellow regular posters*

Nothing compared to the glory of holding the board stopwatch. How much ass does that role get you?

[Mugwog]

You'd think that 10k+ posts would teach you to just ignore the harmless dopes that wander through. But no, apparently you all still get excited and self-satisfied by gang-raping them instead.

Soak up the glory, keyboard warriors. You've earned it.

Someone sounds like he's been pounded on this board before. If you're seriously offended by the internet, you should get off it. I take what most of these folks say with a grain of salt, the only thing USEFUL on these boards was the possibility of surfacing lineups before the lineup surfaces and also info for concerts etc. Everything else is horseshit we like to play in because most of us are being paid to do something else. #WEWINTHEINTERNET #THATWASSHIFTNOTCAPSLOCK

You're five days late to the "troll the trolls" party, dipshit.

*Smiles in self-satisfaction, awaits "glory" from fellow regular posters*

GO MITCH! *CYBER HIGH FIVER*

[guedita]

The pervasive and assumed link between board posting and sexual activity is puzzling, though.

[guedita]

"I bet you never get laid because of what you write on the internet"

[guedita]

"Your undergarments have a a tinyurl link to your board posts and it stops sexual partners dead in their passionate pursuit once they see you've made a mean-spirited jab"

[algunz]

It's the mean spirited jabs that keep us coming back for more.

[Mugwog]

How does he even know TheFestivalGUy didn't want to get cyber raped? He was clearly asking for it by posing in that picture with no shirt.

[ocbruin84]

It's the mean spirited jabs that keep us coming back for more.

This opens the door to a vast array of philosophical and psychological inquiries

[RotationSlimWang]

Yeah, just like everything else they teach at universities, like economics, political science, and history. Fucking retards. All I need to know I learned from Jon Stewart and some shitty opinion I borrowed from something someone posted on Reddit.

Anyone who attends university for more than five years is stupid, yes. I don't see what any of this has to do with Mr. Stewart though.

[nationocean]

insert some sort of clever comeback for all the fucks i give you dumb bitch

[nationocean]

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