Two threads of Monroe. Aren't we enlightened?
"...since I was boasting about my sexual internet exploits a few hours ago, and accidentally premed my jeans."
Allow me to translate --
He's saying that MJA only masturbates to Patricia Heaton from the first 3 seasons of Everybody Loves Raymond now that he's married.
4/23: Chris Stapleton @ Berkeley Greek
4/28: Floating Points @ The Catalyst
4/29-5/1: Levitation @ Carson Creek Ranch
5/7: Pender Street Steppers b2b Beautiful Swimmers @ TBA
5/13: Cut Chemist @ Mezzanine
5/25: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard @ The Independent
6/4: Max Cooper, John Talabot @ Public Works
6/24: Call Super b2b Objekt @ The Midway
I rubbed one out to GB in Gue's clothes, but I'm probably the only one.
Who is the most masturbated-to man in history?
Ron Jeremy, right?
That last sentence was positively getbetteresque, Patrick. Nice.
Man - currently is probably Ryan Gosling, but of all time would have to be Tom Selleck
Michelangelo's David statue or Wilt Chamberlain.
I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...