Two threads of Monroe. Aren't we enlightened?
"...since I was boasting about my sexual internet exploits a few hours ago, and accidentally premed my jeans."
Allow me to translate --
He's saying that MJA only masturbates to Patricia Heaton from the first 3 seasons of Everybody Loves Raymond now that he's married.
8/29: King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard @ The Rickshaw Stop
8/29: Jack J @ 222 Hyde
9/13: Dirtybird BBQ @ Treasure Island
9/13: Man Man @ The Independent
9/18: The Acid @ The Chapel
9/18: Octave One, Solar, Vin Sol @ Mighty
9/20: Max Graef, Huxley, Glenn Astro @ The Midway
9/23-27: Decibel Festival
9/29: Titus Andronicus @ The Chapel
I rubbed one out to GB in Gue's clothes, but I'm probably the only one.
Who is the most masturbated-to man in history?
Ron Jeremy, right?
That last sentence was positively getbetteresque, Patrick. Nice.
Man - currently is probably Ryan Gosling, but of all time would have to be Tom Selleck
Michelangelo's David statue or Wilt Chamberlain.
I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...