Two threads of Monroe. Aren't we enlightened?
"...since I was boasting about my sexual internet exploits a few hours ago, and accidentally premed my jeans."
Allow me to translate --
He's saying that MJA only masturbates to Patricia Heaton from the first 3 seasons of Everybody Loves Raymond now that he's married.
2/19: Intergalactic Gary, Octo Octa @ Audio
2/20: Cloud Nothings, Itasca, Never Young, Kid Trails@ The Independent
2/21: Weyes Blood, Half Waif, 20 Minute Loop, Young Moon @ Swedish American Hall
2/22: Uniform, Black Marble, Mall Walk, Blank Square @ Starline Social Club
2/23: Japanese Breakfast, Miya Folick, Dante Elephante, Flying Circles @ Rickshaw Stop
2/23: Julien Baker @GAMH
I rubbed one out to GB in Gue's clothes, but I'm probably the only one.
Who is the most masturbated-to man in history?
Ron Jeremy, right?
the busy bee has no time for sorrow.
That last sentence was positively getbetteresque, Patrick. Nice.
Man - currently is probably Ryan Gosling, but of all time would have to be Tom Selleck
Michelangelo's David statue or Wilt Chamberlain.
I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...