Your life isnt over just because you get married.
Two threads of Monroe. Aren't we enlightened?
"...since I was boasting about my sexual internet exploits a few hours ago, and accidentally premed my jeans."
Allow me to translate --
He's saying that MJA only masturbates to Patricia Heaton from the first 3 seasons of Everybody Loves Raymond now that he's married.
2/12/: The Budos Band @ The New Parish
2/12: Sunset @ Mighty
2/14: Robag Whrume @ PW
2/25: The Dead Ships @ Bender's
2/25: Kamsai Washington @ The Independent
2/25: Julien Baker @ Bottom of the Hill
3/3: Lower Dens @ The Independent
3/12: David Crosby @ The Aladdin Theater
3/18: Blanck Mass @ The Rickshaw Stop
3/23: Quilt @ The Independent
3/27: Joanna Newsom @ The Fox Theater
4/1: Ben Klock, DVS1 @ PW
4/13: Underworld @ Fox Theater Pomona
I rubbed one out to GB in Gue's clothes, but I'm probably the only one.
Who is the most masturbated-to man in history?
Ron Jeremy, right?
That last sentence was positively getbetteresque, Patrick. Nice.
Man - currently is probably Ryan Gosling, but of all time would have to be Tom Selleck
Michelangelo's David statue or Wilt Chamberlain.
I would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member...