Whutz good ninjaz!?
Whot gotz dat ckronik 4 da Kottinmouth Kang (me, Im da Kottinmouth Kang U FAGZ!!) ?!?
We needz 2 roll up hard and schmoke dat urb in uhrrrrr own CAMP JUGGALOZ!
We got fat bluntz, fat bitchez in worn-out South Park t-shirts (Respek Muh Authoritah! - LOLROFMLOAO), dirty clothez, missed child support payments at age 19, those ridiculous huge pants with the unnecessary straps all over, the ripe smell of B.O. slathered-over with Febreeze and the cheap cologne they sell at AM/PM, those retarded short-sleeve button down shirts with anime "all-over" screen prints, some stepped-on bathtub meth cut with Easy-Off, probably an iguana or two, memorial RIP tattoos of Bradley Nowell, ....am I missing anything?
Christ I fuckin hate Juggalos.