What do I do if I already have my weekend one pass paid for in full and can only watch these others ask horrible questions? What can I do to help? How can I show them how awesome it feels to be carefree and just have to wait out the three months in front of me? Do they know its Coachella Time? Will they be able to purchase passes for Weekend One, Weekend Two or get completly shut out and have to go through some scalper at an inflated price? Are they gonna be alright? I am truly worried, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Is this your first year getting presale? I'll be getting into the show whether I buy presale, from someone on ebay the week before the show when the price of wristbands plummits, or from some guy down the street from the venue the day of the show. You're a bore, and you will always be a bore. =)