Maroon 5 is the Saturday Night Headliner

[Marlon Brando]

She will be loved bitches! Just heard from my friend who works at Goldenvoice that Maroon 5 is going to be rocking like motherfuckers on Saturday night. Gonna be a lot of hot ladies at Coachella this year to hear their set.

[TimC11]

here we go

[Marlon Brando]

I hear that John Mayer is going to sit in with them and play some lead guitar. Shit is going to be awesome

[stellarpoet22]

F u c k y o u .
L o g o f f.

[greghead]

Does anyone watch the Voice? They should get the judges for an all-star jam. That would be sick.

What color wig do you think X-Tina will wear?

[Marlon Brando]

F u c k y o u .
L o g o f f.

It sounds like you haven't been laid in awhile bro. I bet you're in a bad relationship; Adam Levine knows that you're going through pal. Have you heard the song "Makes Me Wonder?" I bet it captures how you feel. Adam understands your sexual frustration better than indie hipster scum bands you listen to. Let Adam Levine and the soothing sexual sonic caress of Maroon 5 heal you.

[canexplain]

I hated them for no reason at all until the Voice. They are actually ok and adam is pretty funny if he wants to be.....cr****

[naruto_kenshin]

[SepaGroove]

[greghead]

Fuck you, Naruto, Songs About Jane might be the landmark album of this century. Have you seen Adam's sick tiger tattoo? Have a little respect.

Can we start a petition for a Blake/Miranda cameo, because that would be so tight.

[naruto_kenshin]

[canexplain]

Fuck you, Naruto, Songs About Jane might be the landmark album of this century. Have you seen Adam's sick tiger tattoo? Have a little respect.

Can we start a petition for a Blake/Miranda cameo, because that would be so tight.

I bet they laugh all the way to the bank after hearing a bit of sarcasm ....cr****

Ah the old days ......

[Marlon Brando]

I bet you hate Maroon 5 because Adam Levine or that dude with the long hair on bass fucked your girlfriend huh? Hate the game not the player man. It isn't Adam's fault your girl wanted his cock in her snatch. You obviously weren't getting it done in the bedroom so Adam stepped in. Adam is a sexy fucking beast who can't help himself. Direct your vitriol and malice towards your ex-girlfriend not Maroon 5 homie. Adam can solo better than any of the hipsters that will be performing at this year's festival

[canexplain]

I bet you hate Maroon 5 because Adam Levine or that dude with the long hair on bass fucked your girlfriend huh? Hate the game not the player man. It isn't Adam's fault your girl wanted his cock in her snatch. You obviously weren't getting it done in the bedroom so Adam stepped in. Adam is a sexy fucking beast who can't help himself. Direct your vitriol and malice towards your ex-girlfriend not Maroon 5 homie. Adam can solo better than any of the hipsters that will be performing at this year's festival

Geez welcome aboard .... BTW you won't win here ......cr****

[Marlon Brando]

Geez welcome aboard .... BTW you won't win here ......cr****

I have no quarrel with you good sir. On average, Coloradans have much better taste when it comes to music than Southern Californians. People from Colorado have much more diverse taste and a wider pallet of musical knowledge. In Southern California there are primarily two types of music fans: 1. The stupids shits that worship the Linkin Park-esque horse crap that KROQ shoves down their throats and hipster asshats that hate everything except for underground hipster garbage. These pussies wish they had a venue as nice as Red Rocks.

[canexplain]

I have no quarrel with you good sir. On average, Coloradans have much better taste when it comes to music than Southern Californians. People from Colorado have much more diverse taste and a wider pallet of musical knowledge. In Southern California there are primarily two types of music fans: 1. The stupids shits that worship the Linkin Park-esque horse crap that KROQ shoves down their throats and hipster asshats that hate everything except for underground hipster garbage. These pussies wish they had a venue as nice as Red Rocks.

Lolz I sort of reluctantly agree with some of that. Just don't come out punching dude. cr****

[alyssaf12]

Colorado does have red rocks which is awesome. I lived there for 15 years and LA for 4 and I'm sorry but LA just really has more good music. So much easier to see shows and so many of them. You could see a good band every night for one week spending under $50. But Colorado is great too.

[insbordnat]

Shitty troll trollin'.

Little known fact: That long haired bass player was in my carpool in elementary school. Was cooler when he was 6.

[sonofhal]

Passivechella.

[Electrotek]

I have no quarrel with you good sir. On average, Coloradans have much better taste when it comes to music than Southern Californians. People from Colorado have much more diverse taste and a wider pallet of musical knowledge. In Southern California there are primarily two types of music fans: 1. The stupids shits that worship the Linkin Park-esque horse crap that KROQ shoves down their throats and hipster asshats that hate everything except for underground hipster garbage. These pussies wish they had a venue as nice as Red Rocks.

Oh please, Colorado loves shitty jam bands.

[Marlon Brando]

Oh please, Colorado loves shitty jam bands.

Jam Bands > Doucherbag hipsters that play nothing but power chords and shout songs devoid of a discernible chorus

[cooperb1]

[ocbruin84]

can't stand "moves like jagger" but....their second album is pretty legit

[thagorillaz]

MORE LIKE MOREPOON 5 AMIRITE?

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