I guess this could be considered the same thing as the confessions thread, but that fucker gets filled with "omg I just ate flavored yogurt and watched CSI allll daaaaay lol" bullshit. Basically, tell us about the things you think and do that make you a terrible person. Please feel free to include things from your past as well. And leave the pussy shit at the door, we don't care that you forgot to push your seat in at work last night.
For example, when I was a teenager, my friends and I used to go around around Christmas time and knife peoples' blow up decorations just for the hell of it. We also smoked meth out of light bulbs.