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Thread: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

  1. 12-10-2012, 06:54 PM #1
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    Default BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Unless you all can pack a year's worth of interestingness into the next 21 days.
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    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Best Unbanning: obvious.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.
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  3. 12-10-2012, 06:56 PM #3
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Most Disappointing™: Everyone.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    That's trademarked now?
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.
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  5. 12-10-2012, 06:59 PM #5
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    I've been systematically trademarking all Things™.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Worst board member : Virgo
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  7. 12-10-2012, 07:02 PM #7
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Worse board member : Virgo
    Ha. Haha.
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Funniest Female Board Member Who Is Not Guedita: (no entries)
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Worst alias: Malcomjama1awesome
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  10. 12-10-2012, 07:05 PM #10
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    Most annoying board member of 2012 : Spooks
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  11. 12-10-2012, 07:07 PM #11
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    smartest decision of 2012: cancelling the board awards
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    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.
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  12. 12-10-2012, 07:08 PM #12
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    Virgin of the year: IceyHotshots
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    Quote Originally Posted by getbetter View Post
    Worse board member : Virgo
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    Virgin of the year: IceyHotshots
    2 for 2
    Quote Originally Posted by ruetheday View Post
    I don't fucking care. I don't even know who the hell Dave Wang is.
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    you used to be that guy that just Dave Wang's everybody. that guy. he's gone now, and whoever you really are showed up, and that was utter disappointment.
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    My god is he bad at this.
    Quote Originally Posted by amyzzz View Post
    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.
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  15. 12-10-2012, 07:23 PM #15
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    I think if we let posts from after midnight and grade it on a curve: Vigo actually comes out as one of the coolest board members who happens to be terribly attractive and often times brings interesting and useful issues to light and also gets lots of chicks and good drugs and leads a generally cooler life than getbetter.... Just sayin
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    getbetter has a fucking parrot. try again.
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  17. 12-10-2012, 07:27 PM #17
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    2 years too late.
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  18. 12-10-2012, 07:29 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    getbetter has a fucking parrot. try again.
    You relate to birds don't you ?
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  19. 12-10-2012, 07:33 PM #19
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    Bkaaak
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    Quote Originally Posted by VigoTheCarpathian View Post
    who happens to be terribly attractive and often times brings interesting and useful issues to light and also gets lots of chicks and good drugs and leads a generally cooler life than getbetter.... Just sayin
    Empirical evidence I've gathered in the field suggests otherwise.

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    Best Fantasy Coachella Board Member Vacation: ThatGirl Takes The Coachella Ladies to Vegas

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    Best Boring Shit About Your Life/Confession/Banal Confession of the Year

    There have been some good ones, SoulDischarge's "Too drunk to masturbate in a public stall" are one of the few hidden treasures amongst all the trash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Best Fantasy Coachella Board Member Vacation: ThatGirl Takes The Coachella Ladies to Vegas
    I do believe it was "lets go to Vegas", not "I'm taking girls to Vegas". That said this was discussed during a drunken tinychat conversation so like in all things tinychat, anything is possible.
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    Most Terrifying Hairdo: ThatGirl.
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    Hannah, I don't know that pigs have big weiners, and my early 20's facination with dogs because of weiner size, I think. If that helps.
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    Shut Up Forever And Die In A Remote Bog Award: Everyone.
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    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RotationSlimWang View Post
    Most Terrifying resume - RSW.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Empirical evidence I've gathered in the field suggests otherwise.
    With your gorilla math I'm sure all values equal BANANAS
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    Default Re: BOARD AWARDS 2012: CANCELLED

    I'd say toss the awards of the fiscal cliff.

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