Originally Posted by RageAgainstTheAoki
I went to my first sex party this past May, in the Hollywood Hills. It was alright. The decor was très chic. Mid-Century Modern, sunken living room and all.
Originally Posted by jackstraw94086
I want to punch that woman.
Have a great birthday!
Originally Posted by M Sparks
It's all riding on this. You've got big dreams to ride to the top of the Flash Mob world. Well internet fame costs. And right now is when you start paying for it...in sweat.
Originally Posted by TomAz
hey. get your own colonoscopy thread, bitch.
Happy birthday crazy lady.
Originally Posted by TallGuyCM
ICYMI: Today the two board members with the most questionable approach to music held mirrors up to each other; no one learned a thing and nothing will change.
Originally Posted by involvelemons
Silent discos are like having sex with a virgin: really exciting in theory, extremely awkward in execution.
Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL
I bet Cara's gotten enough Twats on a Platter and Dick on a Stick to open her own Trolls to Go snack shop.
Originally Posted by psychic friend
the best songs are the ones that dont remind you of anyone in particular yet still give you that utter euphoric contentedness of perfection in your mind, body and soul. keep them close.
Originally Posted by Boourns
A bag of doritos > RHCP > getting kicked in the balls > Mumford & Sons > skinned alive > Macklemore
Originally Posted by elliottb
Ohh god, you guys are so fucking sensitive. Yes there is potential to get laid at Coachella if you camp or are willing to have sex against the fences by the Sahara.
Happy Birthday Bev!
Enjoy your golden years!!!