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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I enjoy butter in my oatmeal
    or utter in your anal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fatbastard View Post
    I enjoy butter in my oatmeal
    I don't think I could do oatmeal unless it had butter...oh, and cream... and brown sugar... and, while you're at it...toss some raisins on top! Nom, nom, nom!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BROKENDOLL View Post
    I don't think I could do oatmeal unless it had butter...oh, and cream... and brown sugar... and, while you're at it...toss some raisins on top! Nom, nom, nom!
    And that's how you get ants...........and diabetes.
    AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?

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    Cara made this suggestion
    Maybe everyone here should give a brief 1-3 sentence summary of why they suck and have made the board a more miserable place.
    I would like to see everyone's responses. Here is mine:


    I have contributed to the board's collective suckiness by posting nothing of value lately and just trolling, badly. I also can't construct a good sentence for shit. Not swearing in a post is hard as fuck for me.
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    I have contributed to the board's collective suckiness by not posting as frequently under my alias, Hannahrain.

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    Oh, there we go. I knew I left the password somewhere.

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    I put very little thought into a majority of my posts. I often intend them to be abrasive, antagonistic etc.
    AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?

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    Sheldorrr nails the theme precisely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    Sheldorrr nails the theme precisely.
    I.........I did something right!?
    AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?

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    No.
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    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    No.
    ONE DAY I'LL DO IT! YOU'LL SEE! I'LL SHOW ALLA YOUS GUYS!
    AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    I.........I did something right!?
    Broken clock...twice a day...

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    He wasn't even right that time, but thanks for reminding us how you are making the board suck, nathan
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    I.........I did something right!?
    You got it perfect, except "it" is everything that's intolerable.
    Quote Originally Posted by guedita View Post
    Thanks for giving us the opportunity to not give a fuck again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SoulDischarge View Post
    You got it perfect, except "it" is everything that's intolerable.
    I often get those types of things perfect.
    AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    He wasn't even right that time, but thanks for reminding us how you are making the board suck, nathan
    We all have to do our part.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheldorrr View Post
    I put very little thought into a majority of my posts. I often intend them to be abrasive, antagonistic etc.
    You all are being too harsh on Sheldorrr. I mean look at this work of beauty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TomAz View Post
    You all are being too harsh on Sheldorrr. I mean look at this work of beauty.
    Am I learning what the long troll is?
    AC/DC and Steely Dan? Why not just get a Don Henley project on the poster so my dad can bring his R/V, his fourth wife, and make a day out of the damn thing?

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    I saw the pains of being pure at heart last night but I was too drunk to enjoy it much

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    I think you would've enjoyed it less had you been sober
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    Quote Originally Posted by stinkbutt View Post
    I think you would've enjoyed it less had you been sober
    QFT!?
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    my dad died today. i graduate tomorrow. so i am going to sit here in the hotel room he paid for via me signing this name and drink all the beets until one of his siblings finally arrived as planned and get very me a hug.
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    We love you, Ivy.


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    I am so sorry Ivy. I just read the news on facebook. Following all the progress you looking for helpful answers about his health in the last couple weeks makes it ht harder. It sounds like you guys were really close. I hope you are okay.
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    thanks guys. i am glad friends and aliases can come together at this painful time it's tough, but at least i know we loved each other unconditionally and fully. hee was beautiful and it's all of our losses that he has moved on.
    Quote Originally Posted by malcolmjamalawesome View Post
    It's when we discuss Coachella that we are at our collective dipshittiest.

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    we love you Ivy <3 <3 <3
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    I'm sending two hugs... One to comfort you and one to congratulate you... I'm so sorry for your loss, Ivy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by chairmenmeow47 View Post
    thanks guys. i am glad friends and aliases can come together at this painful time it's tough, but at least i know we loved each other unconditionally and fully. hee was beautiful and it's all of our losses that he has moved on.
    I know we've only met briefly a time or two, but I'm sorry to hear this. Hope you're ok.

    I think something similar about my dad. The whole family complains endlessly about his shenanigans, but he's truly fascinating and courageous. When he's gone, we're all gonna be the lesser for it.
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    IM blocked
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    2 oz blended whiskey
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    1 cherry
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.

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