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  1. 11-14-2012, 04:11 AM #1
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    Happy birthday!!!
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    Happy Birthday!
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    happy birthday!!!
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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    LOL WHAT ARE YOU 30

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    happy birthday
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    Happy birthday. Hope you've adequately prepared your game for the critical January posting season ahead.
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    Happy Birthday!!!!!!
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    Happy Birthday!!!! I hope it is a good one!
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    Happy Birthday!

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    happy birthday mja
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    happy birthday
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    oh its your birthday? that's nice...
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    Happy birthday!
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    happy birthday MJA!
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    Happy Birthday!
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    LOL WHAT ARE YOU 30
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    Happy birthday, MJA.
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    Being dead is literally the only way anyone on the planet could give less of a shit about you. You look like Farrah Fawcett's melted corpse.
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    Have a great birthday muh-phucka!
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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    ^I agree with this pic. I'm glad we've never clashed.

    Happy Birthday!
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    Default Re: Wish malcolmjamalawesome a Happy Birthday, bitches!

    Depending on your wishy-washiness, we've shared various clashes. But, I'll always remember the ample amount of charm you possessed the first time I walked into the Sahara Tent all demure-like... Hearing loud and clear, "Hey! It's motherfucking Brokendoll," across the whole back end of the tent is a memory I will never be able to forget, old or not. Speaking of which... OLD. How's does it feel motherfucker?
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    SHIT!~ I forgot to give you your gift! Happy Birthday MJA!!!

    Plesase tell me you don't already have trophy mounted headphones! LOL
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    happy birthday mongrel
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    HBM.

    Whiskey Sour

    2 oz blended whiskey
    Juice of 1/2 lemon
    1/2 tsp powdered sugar
    1 cherry
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    Shake blended whiskey, juice of lemon, and powdered sugar with ice and strain into a whiskey sour glass. Decorate with the half-slice of lemon, top with the cherry, and serve.
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    ^I agree with this pic. I'm glad we've never clashed.

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    Happy birthday, pig.


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    oh shit, i missed this. i will be sure to send you more texts about my beer preferences and experiences getting lucky as a consolation.
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    I see your birthday changed. Hmmm.

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