2013 Lineup Confirmation/Rumors Thread

[Jman4321]

I'm already popping corn in preparation for the Facebook Wall Comedy Hour.

[ameeps]

There will come a time when the festival has come and gone, and the trolls will leave the forum.

Only to return in 2014 with larger numbers than we have ever seen...

Yea, that's one negative of two weekends. Twice as many people that are going to coachella and thus might venture to the boards each year.

[SepaGroove]

Go away troll.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Doesn't this all assume that being expensive essentially equates to being quality? Because Bon Jovi's million dollar booking fee begs to differ.

No of course not: nothing necessarily entails anything unless you're talking about specific empirical deductions


But you folks compulsively talk about nothing at all

[thizzin my brains out]

Paul McCartney
Madonna
the whole history of coachella
dumb dumb dumb

That was four and seven years ago, respectively. When it was still one weekend. When it was still cool.

[ameeps]

That was four and seven years ago, respectively. When it was still one weekend. When it was still cool.

Why did they try to get the Stones to play this year. Why did they offer The Smiths a purported $5 million (per weekend?) to reunite. Those both seem pretty darn expensive to me.

[thizzin my brains out]

Double post

[VigoTheCarpathian]

They are not in business to make the wet-dreams of the people on this message board come true. .

Sure they are. Or maybe they should sell us Ukranian Pop. Dumb dumb

[ameeps]

Sure they are. Or maybe they should sell us Ukranian Pop. Dumb dumb

Arcade Fire headlined. Arcade Fire played at the Ukranian Cultural Center for their secret show in LA a few years ago.

Ukranian Pop Medley for 2013 headliner confirmed.

Vopli Vidopliassova
Okean Elzy
Yuri Zdorenko

Ukrainechella 2013.

[gswhooper]

Pearl Jam
Beyonce
Limp Bizkit

gn.

[Phantasma Del Mar]

Goldenvoice is in business to make money. They can book wonderfully talented artists from all kinds of genres without having to pay premium for acts like the Rolling Stones, or U2, or whoever the fuck else. And that is exactly what they do.

Goldenvoice also want to make Coachella the American equivalent of Glastonbury, which has premium acts up the wazoo.

[boyalien0]

And a rare get like the knife? Get knife party, no one will fucking know the difference.

Huh?

[thizzin my brains out]

I bet Glastonbury gets the stones. Or Bowie. Or talking heads. We will see what coachella gets.

[darkjustice]

chumpy thread

[boyalien0]

I bet Glastonbury gets the stones. Or Bowie. Or talking heads. We will see what coachella gets.

What?

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Your brains are thizined out enough

[VigoTheCarpathian]

chumpy thread

Gribz?

[nick5745]

They are not in business to make the wet-dreams of the people on this message board come true. They don't need to book daft punk. They can book deadmau5 instead. Stones? Fuck them, they will just get the black keys again. And a rare get like the knife? Get knife party, no one will fucking know the difference.

i lol'd

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Ukranian Pop Medley for 2013 headliner confirmed.

Vopli Vidopliassova
Okean Elzy
Yuri Zdorenko

Im going for Billy Sexcrime

[thizzin my brains out]

This thread needs more William Hurt/Heal

[VigoTheCarpathian]

Oh god I have a headache. I can't wait till this is over with and I never have to deal with you pricks again.

Excuse me now I have to go puke and take motrin.

[boyalien0]

And less "thizzin my brains out" amirite???

[Pea]

I'll be in the Do-Lab.

[Wazzzzzup928]

I'll be in the Do-Lab.

Talked to a promoter for the Do Lab last night and said they haven't signed on for Coachella this year. New stage replacing the Do Lab?

[nick5745]

Talked to a promoter for the Do Lab last night and said they haven't signed on for Coachella this year. New stage replacing the Do Lab?

well that's depressing

[Bumblebee]

This is just so blatantly false. You're calling Radiohead or SHM cheap acts to book? I bet SHM charges an insane amount for their terrible cheese show.

I'm going to repeat Vigo, because he's right and you're wrong. If Coachella books cheap crappy acts this year then guess what, next year people won't go. If less people go, they make less money. If they make less money, suits at AEG get mad and start firing people. If people get fired and ticket sales are down, Coachella downsizes to one weekend. If they downsize to one weekend, people think Coachella is dying. If people think Coachella is dying, they stop going. I now pronounce Coachella dead.

I don't think most people have realized that no matter the lineup Coachella will sell out ridiculously quick for the the next few years at the least. Any who doubts that is in denial that their beloved festival has gone mainstream or whatever you want to say.

They are not in business to make the wet-dreams of the people on this message board come true. They don't need to book daft punk. They can book deadmau5 instead. Stones? Fuck them, they will just get the black keys again. And a rare get like the knife? Get knife party, no one will fucking know the difference.

Unfortunately the demographics of coachella is changing. What used be a festival for toss with more informed taste in current musical trends and established "indie" artists is now a two weekend party that attracts people who are of less refined tastes and lower expectations, to out it kindly.

Glastonbury sells out instantly every year in the pre-sale lottery. In 2008 they booked Jay-Z(rap headliners were still unproven) and tickets were still be sold in the week leading up.

Coachella LOST money and had ticket selling concerns in 2008. Coachella is lineup driven and not yet an iron-clad brand.

If they did some Killers/RHCP/Deadmaus/Skrillex/YYY/Phoenix/Blur type headliner combination, it wouldn't be hard for Lolla/ACL/'Roo to leave them in the dust lineup wise. Especially if Bonnaroo actually nabbed McCartney as rumoured and ACL got Springsteen.

I bet Glastonbury gets the stones. Or Bowie. Or talking heads. We will see what coachella gets.

Eavis said Stone Roses and Rolling Stones are out. Reading/Leeds/vFest can blow them away with budgeting. Tom Tom Club have some live work in June.

[sonofhal]

I'm getting more and more convinced that all of you are just aliases of more articulate board members, unbeknownst to each other.

People can't really be this stupid, can they?

If they are, I blame Gunz.

[Wazzzzzup928]

well that's depressing

Also rumors floating around that Lightning in a Bottle will not be happening this year either. 2013 is looking rough for the Do Lab.

[VigoTheCarpathian]

I'm getting more and more convinced that all of you are just aliases of more articulate board members, unbeknownst to each other.

People can't really be this stupid, can they?

If they are, I blame Gunz.

I think thizzen is Tom. Motor is definitely Cara.

[Reeber]

I hope it's not true about the Do Lab not being there this year. But it does make sense with the rumors about Dirty Bird Players Club tour getting their own tent.